Actually if you look at the frozen wing section in your grocery store you'll see that many of them are called 'Wyngz' because the Department of Ag. prevents using the term 'wing' unless it's an actual wing. [1] This seems good to me, it means that when shopping for wings I'm not going to be tricked by what I am buying.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyngz

Whoa! I've never seen this. That's pretty funny. Thanks for sharing!

I think this is an appropriate time for [citation needed].

I'm not saying you're making that up, but I would definitely like to see some proof.

The dairy part (even a buffalo dairy) makes sense. I didn't see anything about buffaloes killing prisoners with buckets.

Do you even know how milk is collected?

We don't really need the unfunny joke comments.