I don't think an argument of such kind would stand in your communication with regulators, or (especially) in courts.

This is "what will you do if the lightning strikes you" thinking. Only about less probable things.

I'm not sure I understand your point. Do you mean “they won't catch you"?

They won't even manage to precisely decide what actually means 'large' let alone if it applies to you specifically, before you die of old age.

The above statement will apply to everybody or nearly everybody (still not you).