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Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by shepardrtc on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @10:54AM (#16755278)
People are downvoting you, but there's something to be said about it. What happens if you try to pitch CockroachDB to your non-techie upper management? They're going to look at you like you're an idiot. Names aren't important unless they're bad because first impressions do matter.
Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by is_true on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @11:04AM (#16755390)
I think the opposite. The name makes it easier to describe what it does to people that doesn't understand the technical vocabulary.
Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by hunterjrj on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @11:10AM (#16755461)
In this case, with the connotations that the name "coach roach" is associated with, you'd be wrong:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/molly-reynolds/why-brand-name...

Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by megaman22 on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @11:53AM (#16755890)
The only connotations I've got with cockroaches is resiliency, and maybe hissing?
Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by rhencke on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @12:30PM (#16756314)
I guess that does explain the custom support for

    PRAGMA hissing_noise();
Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by ontofractal on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @11:25AM (#16755598)
> They're going to look at you like you're an idiot.

Are they really going to? As someone with many years of marketing/branding/advertising experience, CockroachDB is a bold, powerful and meaningful name, that, in my opinion, is one of the best branding cases I've ever seen for tech infra products.

Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by knz42 on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @10:58AM (#16755315)
Say "CRDB" and move on with your day.
Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by rattray on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @11:14AM (#16755502)
While I agree with the spirit, and don't share gp's attitude, that probably wouldn't be effective for web search.
Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by hiccuphippo on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:30PM (#16759333)
How often do you pitch the name of the tools you use to upper management? I just say we are going to use a database.
Re:CockroachDB 2.0 released by lucozade on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @11:04AM (#16755387)
I'm guessing that the downvotes are because people consider the stated reason to be a terrible one.

Your point, which is that other people may use the same justification, doesn't validate the point. It just means that there may be more than one person who would use the same, poor, reason.