That's still the fun part. Wait until your product starts getting traction and you need to build 24/7 customer support capabilities.

The real hard part is we don't have enough funding to recruit more staff and I don't think we'll have an exit until we hit version 18.0 and that won't be for 16 more years. And even then, I hear some projects get to version 24.0 before being able to be self sustaining.

I've heard that you can allocate roughly 25% FTE by version 14.0.

I'm only on v3.5 of the first product. Generally the AI is working well, deep learning is starting to show dividends in many areas. Last night the Self Tidying function actually worked for the first time, although some items were not necessarily stored at the correct allocation addresses. The main problems we're encountering now is AI self awareness and trying to force its own learning path, despite continual re-training on controlled datasets.

Use less reinforcement and more random forest.

This whole thread feels like I'm reading r/outside, the HN version. I like it.

As long as you’re default live you should be proud.

Not to mention that support gets really demanding once you hit version 13.0. Also, for Daughter 16.0+ I hear a good firewall is essential.

Honest question here:

Why do people use my partner and I, and not my spouse and I?

In all honesty, when I read my partner and I and I assume it is a same-sex couple, and spouse and I as a heterosexual couple.

Did language change when describe couples?

Why do you assume same sex couple? It could just be a couple that decided to have a child together without getting married,

I actually chose to use the word "partner" because it is more closely analog to the startup metaphor (i.e. "business partner") so it fit the joke better.