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Re:Modern life is lonely – We all need someone to help by acorkery on Tuesday December 19, 2017 @03:50AM (#15958727)
If they say "Yes, why?", they're your friend.

If they say "Fine." then they don't trust you.

If they tell you "No, ..." they think you're a close friend

I'm guessing you're a programmer :)

It's surely all about getting them to talk and open up, regardless of their answers?

Re:Modern life is lonely – We all need someone to help by solarkraft on Tuesday December 19, 2017 @04:51AM (#15959032)
I'm guessing close to everyone here has something to do with programming, no?
Re:Modern life is lonely – We all need someone to help by darepublic on Tuesday December 19, 2017 @10:05AM (#15960677)
It's more a comment on the switch statement style approach to personal interaction :p