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Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by hwillis on Friday September 01, 2017 @04:07PM (#15151973)
It's like... 70% fresh squeezed. The fruit is chopped up into smaller pieces, so for the most part there isn't much difference, and it is very new fruit. But to the target demographic 70% might as well be 0%.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by wickawic on Friday September 01, 2017 @04:48PM (#15152273)
People might have a misconception about the machine then. I had heard that the juice was easy enough to extract from the pack that you could do it with your hands. This gave me the idea that the pack basically just had juice in it already.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by microcolonel on Friday September 01, 2017 @04:56PM (#15152335)
It does, it is shredded vegetation in a bag which is squeezed by an amazingly overengineered solid steel screw press with giant, beautiful one-piece plastic moldings on the back. It is also true that you can extract the vast majority of the fluid without the press just fine. It is not "chopped" into "smaller" pieces, but literally shredded.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by hwillis on Friday September 01, 2017 @05:13PM (#15152431)
Nope; check it out: https://vimeo.com/214030931

That's mostly carrot (+lemon and orange) but still it's very dry. See also AvE's video[1] where he opens a bag and its full of processed but still largely intact pomegranate. You can squeeze most of a first glass out by hand[2] but that's about it. To get the rest out a press really is necessary- but Juicero isn't just a press. It's massive machined aluminum billets and expensive gears and a custom motor. The huge aluminum parts are likely the biggest cost sink- hundreds of dollars, easily. If they had made the things out of extrusions they could have saved 80%+ on the cost. Just goofy all around.

edit: also this... enthusiastic gentleman, who is pretty enthusiastic about the contents of the bag[3]

[1]: https://youtu.be/_Cp-BGQfpHQ?t=30m6s

[2]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVA

[3]: https://youtu.be/wOmB7H6meUQ?t=22m3s

Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by microcolonel on Friday September 01, 2017 @06:59PM (#15152968)
> Nope

I don't know about you, but that cleanly fits my definition of "shredded".

> edit: also this... enthusiastic gentleman, who is pretty enthusiastic about the contents of the bag[3]

Yeah, discountjuicers.com guy is a real hoot. Good info too.

Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by subcosmos on Friday September 01, 2017 @09:01PM (#15153515)
He says in the video, "Ain't no kill like overkill"

LMAO

Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by dopamean on Friday September 01, 2017 @05:07PM (#15152382)
I think you're right. The Bloomberg video clearly shows someone just squeezing the back with their hands and juice comes out.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by Justin_K on Friday September 01, 2017 @05:09PM (#15152400)
Once you cut open fruit and vegetables, the elements and bacteria are introduced and they start to break down.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by djur on Friday September 01, 2017 @05:50PM (#15152661)
Which is why the bags have a super short shelf life and the machine has a barcode scanner that will detect and refuse to squeeze expired bags. They touted this as a feature, of course.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by thanksgiving on Saturday September 02, 2017 @01:15AM (#15154415)
It is a feature (only) if they send you a replacement for free (with free shipping and everything) if you sent them a picture of the expired packet.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by infinite8s on Saturday September 02, 2017 @07:13PM (#15158754)
Why even need to send a picture? Each package is barcoded and the machine is internet connected. As soon as it was rejected it should schedule delivery of a replacement packet.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by thanksgiving on Monday September 04, 2017 @08:26AM (#15167726)
Sorry because I forgot that the juicer is connected to the Internet. Don't get me wrong I love technology but my first thought is we need failsafe backups (:
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by hwillis on Friday September 01, 2017 @05:15PM (#15152437)
I'm sure it's processed under an inert atmosphere and whatever yadda yadda new age bullshit. It's all woo anyway.

Point being is it's not just a juice bag- they do at least have good intentions/make a show of having good intentions.

Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by Fnoord on Thursday September 07, 2017 @11:30AM (#15192751)
And you're removing all the fibers as well.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by grogenaut on Saturday September 02, 2017 @12:06AM (#15154195)
ggggp's whole point was it was going to compete with fresh squeezed. this whole discussion is how this isn't "fresh" in anyway. Unless FOJC is also fresh.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by unclebucknasty on Sunday September 03, 2017 @10:28PM (#15165272)
FOJC. Blech. I remember first trying Tropicana Pure Premium probably 2+ decades ago now. It was awesome. Tasted like pure juice from an orange.

I don't drink OJ much anymore, but a couple of years ago I had some Pure Premium and noticed that it really tasted a lot more like concentrate than I'd remembered--it had that kind of acidic/slightly artificial taste.

So, I did a little digging and found that it is now run through a process called "deaeration". Apparently, this is well-known and the subject of controversy. The short is that they take the oxygen out, pasteurize it, and store it in massive tanks. Problem with that is that it loses its flavor. So, they add "flavor packets" before packaging it.

It's amazing that they can still call it 100% juice. Then again, it's somehow legal to say that a carton "contains 100% juice" simply because at some point some measure of 100% juice was poured in, even if the total juice ratio ends up being 2% when other ingredients are subsequently added.

OJ is a scam from start to finish: from the ridiculous claims about its healthfulness; to the slightly-shrinking packages, designed to look the same standard sizes; to what they dub 100% pure squeezed juice.

Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by taejo on Tuesday September 05, 2017 @05:06AM (#15173542)
AIUI it is 100% orange juice in the sense that all of the ingredients are extracted from orange juice. Yes, "flavour packets" are added, but these flavourants are also 100% orange juice, just processed in a different way.
Re:Juicero Is Shutting Down by unclebucknasty on Tuesday September 05, 2017 @10:04PM (#15180647)
Yeah, I believe the flavoring is typically derived from the oils found in the peel. I don't know if there are additional additives but, in any case, I think it's safe to say that peel oils are not what most people think of as orange juice. And, it certainly doesn't taste like it.