I really couldn't stand the writing style the author used — I understand peppering your writing with jokes, but there were far too many attempts at 'humour' for my taste.
Fortunately, I had a few minutes to kill while eating lunch, so I read it all.
Irony is only irony if it is not greater than 73% of your life, according to scientists. This person long ago passed that threshold.
I'm sure you could get some funding to provide that as a service.
I have been laughing out loud for the past hour.
But sadly, the project has been discontinued for a couple of years already. I think it lacked incentives for summary writers (for example micro payments from summary readers) and also a monetarization model for the project creators.
The code is still on GitHub: https://github.com/tldrio
I thought about contacting them to get the web service running again on some cheap AWS VM or so, but haven't done it yet.
3.2 Tumblr used same salt for everybody, but author don't know the salt. He searched the hashed password and found 20 other users have same password hash, using same password.
3.3 Linkedin leak have no salt, by looking for the 20 other users he found the plain text password, which should be the target password.
3.4 The password no longer worked.
Also, when I noticed my typo in the 3.2 ("hash" instead of "salt"), I pretty much hit myself in the head :/.
An important part of the story was that the phishing attempt failed, but was followed up by a spear-phishing attempt that was eventually successful.