Re:Why Japan’s Rail Workers Point at Things
by IIAOPSW on Sunday April 02, 2017 @02:39AM
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Wow. An umbrella fundamentalist. Is there a law of the internet that for every trivial thing you can find someone with absurdly strong opinions leaving comments about it?
>Is there a law of the internet that for every trivial thing you can find someone with absurdly strong opinions leaving comments about it?
There has to be, it's one of the few constants of the internet.
That said: you merely have to experience umbrellas in a high-density environment a couple times before those opinions are the only rational response. Umbrellas are hostile to everyone within reach. (corollary: whenever that number remains at zero, they're perfectly fine)
But it does work in Tokyo, maybe it's the people
Re:Why Japan’s Rail Workers Point at Things
by ianamartin on Tuesday April 04, 2017 @11:39PM
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I'm specifically talking about NYC.
It's definitely the people.
Re:Why Japan’s Rail Workers Point at Things
by CalRobert on Sunday April 02, 2017 @09:24AM
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It's something quite a few people have opinions on; usually in rainy cities with crowded sidewalks. I see very few people using umbrellas in central Dublin, for what it's worth. Most annoying are the tourists who seem to think that it's raining just because it's cloudy, and open their gigantic umbrellas in response.
Re:Why Japan’s Rail Workers Point at Things
by ianamartin on Sunday April 02, 2017 @03:10AM
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You have no idea how much umbrellas suck on NYC sidewalks. You literally have no clue. They are awful.
Re:Why Japan’s Rail Workers Point at Things
by thinnerlizzy on Sunday April 02, 2017 @08:44AM
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Golf umbrellas suck. Smaller umbrellas are no more a nuisance than than circumventing slow walking tourists on the street.
Re:Why Japan’s Rail Workers Point at Things
by ianamartin on Monday April 03, 2017 @12:49AM
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Umbrellamentalist is obviously the most correct word for this.
Walk around Brooklyn on a rainy day. You'll be on my side before you know it.
Re:Why Japan’s Rail Workers Point at Things
by davesag on Monday April 03, 2017 @07:23PM
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I am so with you regarding umbrellas. I also fucking hate them. Nasty, useless, eye-stabby, bastard things.
Re:Why Japan’s Rail Workers Point at Things
by Wildgoose on Monday April 03, 2017 @03:00AM
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Preach it brother!
I am 6'5" tall (1.95m) and the number of little old ladies who think nothing of waving their sharp metal umbrella spokes at my eyes and face is untrue.
That's some strong thoughts on umbrellas. I like to think of them as a physical indicator of personal space, if you're getting poked in the eye maybe don't get all up in peoples' business so much, respect your fellow humans - But then again I don't live in a city.
Re:Why Japan’s Rail Workers Point at Things
by winteriscoming on Monday April 03, 2017 @11:24PM
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Reminds me of a Shark Tank episode I saw about "Nubrella"[1]
[1] www.nubrella.com
I want to clarify that this is utter bullshit, and that I don't actually do this. Well, most of this. I have easier ways of working from home. Like, I put an event on my boss's calendar that says I'm working from home.
And I hate umbrellas. I fucking hate them. If you live in New York City and you use an umbrella, I want you to go home and die right now.
You have no idea of the space that you are taking up with those things. You have no respect for your fellow humans. I hate you. And I don't want to live in this world with you.
Get a little wet. Don't stab me in the eyeball with your stupid, incompetent umbrella that you aren't paying attention to.
I have a little note next to my door that says: don't take the umbrella--It's a jackass thing to do.
Guess what happens. I never take the umbrella. The tomatoes thing was a joke, for those of you who missed it.