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Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by grzm on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @01:22PM (#12736695)
I don't have a background in this area, so I'm likely easily impressed, but this seems really impressive. And the acknowledgement that there's a lot of work to be done, such as discriminating between speakers and recognition in adverse environments. Yeah, it's Microsoft writing on their own technology, but they addressed in the text the questions I had already in mind from just reading the title. It didn't leave me with feeling that it's just a marketing piece.

> Still, he cautioned, true artificial intelligence is still on the distant horizon

It's frustrating when technologies like image and speech recognition and robotics are conflated with AI.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by tree_of_item on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @04:19PM (#12738268)
> It's frustrating when technologies like image and speech recognition and robotics are conflated with AI.

Are you kidding? Of course these things are examples of artificial intelligence. I don't understand why people keep moving the goalposts wrt "AI".

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by arstin on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @05:07PM (#12738721)
If you take the goalposts to have been set by Turing's 1950 "Computing Machinery and Intelligence", the only people moving them are researchers who want to trump up their own work or marketers who want to sell things.

My own taste uses the word "AI" as you do in a permissive way to include simpler tasks (which in themselves are more elemental than useful) like identifying an object in an image and presenting a few straightforward interpretations of sentences. But what Turing stipulated an actual AI would be able to do is "reach parity" with a fully human conversation, with all of our knowledge and values and desires and subtlety of motivation. When you really dig into what goes on in a real conversation---the joking, the shades of meaning, the individual quirks and tribal patterns, the lying, the compassion, ambition, insecurity---I think it's hard not to admit that we're still quite far from that. We may not even want it! But exactly the genius of the Turing test for setting a rough standard for AI is that it demands competences far beyond mere language processing.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by abecedarius on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @05:46PM (#12739019)
Turing wasn't trying there to articulate a single target for AI research, he was responding to the claim that artificial minds were not possible even in principle. His response was basically, try this, if in open-ended conversation you couldn't tell one from a human, would you really still say there's no mind there? As you say, that's a really high bar from where we are, then or now.

I'm sure Turing's own goals for AI were broader than eventually passing the Turing test. He worked on neural nets himself and would've considered progress in perception as partial progress in AI.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by arstin on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @06:09PM (#12739183)
Yep! The assertion that Turing was setting a "single target for AI research" in the way you're using the phrase was clearly not what he was doing or, I hope, what I said. My intent was the opposite: to draw attention the massive range of "targets for research" which are already implicit in the original Turing Test in order to note that saying "there's still lots more to do" is hardly "moving the goalpost".

Just to link up the way you put things with the way I chose to here, his argument for how an artificial mind is possible proposes a reasonable, minimal standard which different sides can agree to---a criterion of, "well if it can do that then sure it's a mind!". And the choice of a open and unbounded conversation as the standard was brilliant because of the massive range of subcompetencies which are required for actually executing it (including, obviously, perception). Which, of course, we gradually continue to plod through in AI research.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by abecedarius on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @10:28PM (#12740526)
Agreed, and you're right that I mistook your intent.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by madenine on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @02:01PM (#12737057)
Its frustrating when people assume any reference to AI means AGI or strong AI.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by AndrewKemendo on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @02:38PM (#12737364)
It's not their fault really. Tv and movies, especially ones like the matrix, AI and Irobot call AGI, AI.

Doesn't make it any less frustrating, but also distinguishes the people in it versus those who aren't.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by jcoffland on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:01PM (#12737598)
I'm not so sure anyone was using the term AGI when the first Matrix movie came out. Anyway, you cannot expect Hollywood to always use the precisely correct term for things scientific without first pushing up your glasses.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by gremlinsinc on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @01:47PM (#12736930)
I don't get why that's frustrating, without image and speech recognition AI isn't possible. -- How intelligent could people be without sensory perception? Hellen Keller is the exception, take away the ability for humans to process sound, and images as a species and we wouldn't be nearly as advanced as we are today even if we still had the same brain structure and mental capacity.

Ray Kurzweil understood this and is why he paved the way for some of the first speech / image recognition platforms like ocr/fax/etc...

To me speech/image recognition is a precursor/adjunct of AI. You can have the former without the latter, but the latter will never be realized without those.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by grzm on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @02:33PM (#12737332)
Lots of good questions about what I mean by AI. I agree my statement wasn't very precise. And to be honest, that's a reflection of me not having a precise definition of what it is, exactly. However, I do think there's a distinction between speech/image recognition and what's commonly understood as AI, with speech and image recognition being sensory input systems, and AI in a more colloquial sense, such as learning and problem solving on at approximately human level. My statement was imprecise, and given I was expressing frustration at imprecision, my bad :)

Thanks for the feedback! Gives me more to think about.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ghurtado on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:11PM (#12737696)
> I don't get why that's frustrating, without image and speech recognition AI isn't possible

Wait, what? The most commonly known (and perhaps oldest) AI test in no way requires either image nor speech recognition.

Millions of blind and deaf human beings would like to disagree with your claim that they are not intelligent or sentient beings.

Seriously, what is the basis of this claim?

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by gremlinsinc on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:21PM (#12737795)
I'm not saying one can't be smart/intelligent without being able to see/hear, I'm saying if you take away all senses from ALL human beings there won't be any way to communicate at all, or know that others exist, and to learn from them. Learning is what makes intelligence possible--and the passing of information through generations. Hellen Keller fought extremely hard to overcome her sensory issues, but she had a good teacher, who presumably had someone else help them or guide them some. -- But to organically learn to speak when nobody can hear you, or to read when you can't even feel the braile, etc..would be nearly impossible.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by nercht12 on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @09:38PM (#12740305)
> Learning is what makes intelligence possible

Intelligence (at least in this case) is being able to take data and draw conclusions from it, but you just can't see such potential when you don't have input. Is a computer not a calculator when there's no software installed? No. It's still a calculator, but it just doesn't have inputs. One day, we may be able to give sight to the blind, but for now, considering such people without ANY learning capacity as "unintelligent" is still wrong.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ant512 on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @02:47PM (#12737454)
On the other hand, if you had true AI first, you'd just say "here's an input device; figure out how to parse the data."
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by duaneb on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @02:20PM (#12737210)
Perhaps because "true AI" is an illusion. There is always a better term that has meaning.

And yet people like Ray Kurzweil toss the term around as if it does have meaning. What's the point unless you define it? You might as well reference anti gravity or teleportation.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by nix0n on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:56PM (#12738090)
It's something to work towards, always on the horizon.

Kurzweil was a great inventor once but he's a prophet now and he needs to speak prophetically, not scientifically.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by Retric on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @01:57PM (#12737024)
The touring test shows AI has little to do with image or speech recognition. An AI that operates in a purely virtual environment would still be revolutionary.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by gingerrr on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @02:22PM (#12737233)
The Turing test doesn't test for intelligence, simply human-like communication. Things like lying, typing errors, or reaction to insult aren't indicators of an artificial intelligence, but are requirements for passing the Turing test.

One of the biggest criticisms of the Turing test is, because it's a behavioral or functional test, there is no way to ensure that the computer is actually thinking intelligently at all, rather than following a very-well-articulated rules engine.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ghurtado on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:20PM (#12737786)
I can think of no better test of whether some specific being is intelligent than fooling another human into thinking they are.

Can you think of a better one?

> because it's a behavioral or functional test

What else would you test for in an AI other than its output and behavior? Conversely: how would you test a human for intelligence other than through its output and behavior?

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by JoeAltmaier on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:28PM (#12737851)
Surely that depends upon the human? An infant would do a terrible job. An institutionalized vegetable would fail to provide meaningful information.

A not-very-bright cousin of mine has been heard responding to robo-calls. Would his opinion do?

I think 'intelligence' is ambiguous, but many parts of it can be measured to some degree. Lets give the AI the SAT test perhaps? Or a test of hypothetical arguments. Or ask it how it would tell if you were an intelligent being yourself. Anything that's even a little bit 'meta' would confound most 'AIs'.

We can tell if an AI is functional in some environment or responds well to social queues by interacting with it. But not much else. Not how 'intelligent' it is for instance.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ghurtado on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @04:11PM (#12738206)
> Anything that's even a little bit 'meta' would confound most 'AIs'. This is precisely why the Turing Test is so tricky for machines. Knowing the parameters, any regular human could test even the most advanced present-day AI and reveal it as a machine with very little effort and only a few questions.

> We can tell if an AI is functional in some environment or responds well to social queues by interacting with it. But not much else. Not how 'intelligent' it is for instance.

The Turing Test does not intend to determine level of intelligence (it's not an IQ test). It is intended to determine whether the intelligence you're interacting with is advanced enough to fool you into thinking they are of human nature.

It is not a test of degree of intelligence, but rather of its nature. Human / not human are the only two possible outcomes.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by Retric on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:57PM (#12738092)
A test that confuses a human for a machine is not a problem. False negatives don't remove value from this test.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by gingerrr on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @06:45PM (#12739391)
That last bit is a false equivalence - we have no way with current science to truly introspect the "thought process" of another human, so functional judgment is the only kind we can exercise.

With AI - we built it. We can read the code that's running. We can make a distinction, in cases where output or behavior is identical, whether it's a neural network or a 12-million-line switch statement - and that value judgment means something to our determination of intelligence. There are plenty of ways other than (or in addition to) output to determine the "intelligence" of a machine that we simply can't exercise with other people.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by Retric on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:58PM (#12738108)
It directly tests for intelligence, you confuse false negatives with false positives. An intelligent person that fails the test because they don't know a common language is fine.

Note: Medical tests generate both false positives and false negatives, they are still useful.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by gingerrr on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @06:53PM (#12739436)
I don't understand what your example here about common language rebuts - that's something that would be solved for in the premise of the test, or it's not a fair test.

Is your argument that that person is still intelligent even if they've failed the test? Because that's the entirety of my point - the Turing test does not return a measure of intelligence, but of communicability.

Or is your point that if such a person fails it doesn't invalidate the test's measurement of intelligence? In a world where the test is implemented correctly, meaning where things like cross-language barriers are accounted for, failing to pass means failing to convince another person that you can communicate like a human would. If you fail, the only way you can consider that a "false negative" would be if you concede that the test is not a sufficient measure of intelligence but of ability to communicate - that's what makes it a FALSE negative.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by Retric on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @07:48PM (#12739765)
No, the point is false negatives don't invalidate a test. It requires both intelligence and communication abilities.

Cost and accuracy are obvious trade-offs, but sometimes you are willing to trade say cost and false positives to avoid false negatives say, a mass screening for HIV in a blood sample. In that case you need a cheap test and while a false positive has minimal cost a false negative could be deadly.

Highering is the opposite case. Micdonalds want's a cheap test (interview + background) and as long they get enough acceptable low level candidate from their pool that's enough.

As such the turing test can fit the second example. A hypothetical AI could hold a huge range of real jobs even if limited to purely text based communications.

PS: Let's flip it. A super intelligent AI in a box that can't communicate in any form. Without IO it's indistinguishable from a space heater.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by gingerrr on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @07:56PM (#12739800)
Your last example of the hyperintelligent space heater is exactly my point - the Turing test is a test of the (necessary) precondition of communication, but NOT a sufficient test of intelligence. In your example, the black box AI is assumed to be intelligent, but would still fail the Turing test - because intelligence is not a necessary condition for passing. Communicability IS necessary for the test.

A passing grade on the Turing test just indicates intelligence is possible, but excludes assured intelligence in the absence of communication ability, which is why I argue it is not a sufficient guarantee of intelligence.

You make a good point with the hiring example about the distinction between "intelligent" and "intelligent enough to do some things" - our disagreement may be stemming from us having differing definitions of "an intelligence". Need to think about it.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by Retric on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @08:07PM (#12739842)
Nothing you just said invalidates the test.

X is a demonstration of intelligence says nothing about not X.

If you can design something that passes an arbitrary touring tests yes it is intelligent. For example I could teach it any subject that works in text format. It could then pass an open ended essay test. And get a reasonable essay.

Now, you could do the same thing with a pig and it would fail the test despite being more intelligent than the average dog. That just means there are limits.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by makomk on Wednesday October 19, 2016 @04:37AM (#12742112)
This is one of the practical limits of the Turing Test as usually proposed - the parties could just refuse to jump through the hoop of writing an essay, and that would be a perfectly normal reaction. In practice, attempts to pass the Turing Test have leaned heavily on hand-coded strategies for changing the subject and feigning refusal to co-operate, with some success - for example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Goostman
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by Retric on Wednesday October 19, 2016 @10:54AM (#12744322)
What I find most interesting about that strategy is in practice it fails. The strength is it can push people to wait longer before judging. The weakness is it fails to demonstrate intelligence.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by gingerrr on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @08:35PM (#12739981)
So help me, I think you've convinced me. I don't know what to do with all this leftover xkcd/386 though.

Thanks for the great chat.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by wbl on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @02:38PM (#12737369)
This is also true for pwople. How do you know humans are thinking and not following lots of social rules they learn thanks to special neural hardware for learning social interaction?

Think about the intelligence conveyed in ritualized greetings.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by JumpCrisscross on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @02:54PM (#12737515)
You are recapitulating Descartes. Consciousness appears to be immeasurable. You can only know that you are conscious. It is polite to give others the benefit of doubt.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by pharrington on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:14PM (#12737729)
The commenter said nothing about consciousness. He simply said that just being able to hold a conversation is not a particularly useful measure of intelligence. The broader form of that is that we don't even know if humans in general are intelligent.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by Scarblac on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @04:26PM (#12738320)
You can know that you are conscious, but how do you know you are intelligent?
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by Lxr on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @01:49PM (#12736947)
I'm curious, what is your definition of AI?
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by PravlageTiem on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @02:43PM (#12737424)
A machine process qualifies as AI if it believes in a god.

EDIT: I see the nuances of epistemological problems are lost to HN and knee-jerk culture war atheism still rules supreme.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by imh on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @09:47PM (#12740347)
FYI about your edit: You aren't being downvoted because of "knee-jerk culture war" or because people here are too dumb to understand your enlightened view of epistemology. Your original comment is an incredibly unique view with no explanation that people probably disagree with, and your edit makes you sound petulant, like you can't handle disagreement. That's the reason for the downvotes.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by PravlageTiem on Wednesday October 19, 2016 @02:51PM (#12746580)
I'm being downvoted because my comment spat in the face of those who think general artificial intelligence automatically implies some superior Nietzschean post-human that is qualified to run the perfect communist utopia since it no longer has distracting human emotions like greed or envy. Somewhere, a Sanfraninite spurted himself to completion while watching a live feed of indigenous humans tending to some noble savage rice field he rented on AgroBnb with Bitcoin, mined entirely by solar powered GPUs made out of free trade copper.

When you drag people out of their fantasies, they used to kill you. At least they downvote you these days, so I supposed that's better.

Yes, this is an incredibly unique view. Yes, people are going to react negatively to it because it fundamentally undermines their revenge fantasies. Yes, I can call them out on their unspoken biases no matter how uncomfortable that makes them.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by Scarblac on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @04:27PM (#12738334)
This is 2016, people don't believe in gods anymore. It'd have to believe in the paleo diet instead.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ArkyBeagle on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @09:45PM (#12740331)
On Westworld, one of the hosts referred to its creator in the presence of the character Robert Ford. Ford declined to identify himself as that person. Rather a nice riff, I thought.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ghurtado on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:14PM (#12737731)
What a useless definition. I could just as easily say that no being (artificial or not) can be considered intelligent so long as it believes in flying spaghetti monsters.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by PravlageTiem on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @06:53PM (#12739442)
I didn't say "intelligent". I said "AI", as in "artificial intelligence" which implies a simulation of human intelligence. Machine processes already exist that demonstrate, say, ant-like intelligence.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by jcoffland on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:03PM (#12737625)
ELIZA could be made to believe in God.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by PravlageTiem on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:13PM (#12737719)
Being made to believe in a god isn't the same as believing in one.

Silicon Valley thinks AI is not an epistemological problem, as if neurons can be perfectly simulated atomically and that all intelligence processes can be categorized as structured vs. unstructured. Very naive conclusions.

Ironically, they BELIEVE if you simulate the axiomatic neuron perfectly, emergent properties of intelligence will mystically emerge after some undefined threshold of complexity. They are permanently unable to simulate the two billion years of neurological evolution and natural selection for such a belief to hold.

If you must emulate human intelligence, you must be able to navigate the realm of distilling reality from the overlap between truth and belief. Mocking how humans observe reality isn't enough.

Abrahamic religion explored the alternative intelligence problem in great depth over two thousand years ago. It's a pity the results have been lost to Progressive axe grinding.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by joemi on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @06:15PM (#12739229)
> Abrahamic religion explored the alternative intelligence problem in great depth over two thousand years ago. It's a pity the results have been lost to Progressive axe grinding.

I'll take the bait: What in the world are you talking about?

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by PravlageTiem on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @07:02PM (#12739515)
What is monotheism but a comprehensive collection of thought experiments regarding the behavior of a Bronze Age singularity? :D
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ralusek on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:33PM (#12737901)
For Artificial Intelligence to believe in God would be for it to believe in its makers, which are human. A machine would be intelligent to be aware that it was made by man.

A man doesn't need to believe in God to be intelligent. In fact, the two are pretty much inversely related.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by pbhjpbhj on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:54PM (#12738071)
>For Artificial Intelligence to believe in God would be for it to believe in its makers //

That's a very limited sense of the idea of a god, and certainly doesn't match with definitions of God [a singular, eternal, omnipotent, omniscient, deity] that I've come across.

Merely making something doesn't make you a god, not even if that thing appears to display intelligence. Some sense of one of the characteristics of existing in a separate spiritual realm, having power/knowledge beyond that possible in the present realm, having an existence that's not bounded (eg physically) within the normally experienced space of the "mortals". They seem like a start for basic level definitions of a god.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ArkyBeagle on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @09:54PM (#12740380)
There are a lot of very smart people who are at at least Deist levels of faith. I'd say it's orthogonal. An example? C.S. Lewis.

There is nothing wrong with that sort of metaphor, no matter how much stress you place on it. If you think of religion as a technology, then it can be abused but the abuse doesn't mean it's bad.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by jcoffland on Wednesday October 19, 2016 @01:29AM (#12741310)
Or Donald Knuth.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by healthnutter on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @08:38PM (#12739997)
> A man doesn't need to believe in God to be intelligent. In fact, the two are pretty much inversely related.

Claiming as fact. Citation, please?

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by PravlageTiem on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @03:44PM (#12737994)
Believing in a god is unique to the human species. No other animal does this. Thus, if you want full and complete simulation of human intelligence, this is the ultimate benchmark to test against.

Furthermore, the purpose of this thought experiment is that you CANNOT know what god an AI would end up believing in. That should make you rethink everything you think you know about theology and reexamine it under epistemological terms

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by aninhumer on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @06:37PM (#12739344)
>Believing in a god is unique to the human species. No other animal does this.

Do you have some evidence of that? And even if it's true, is it the only thing that's unique to humans?

Indeed, I suspect the interesting part of "believe in god" in terms of intelligence is probably "construct narratives". Assigning a high probability to those narratives reflecting reality (i.e. believing) seems like an aside to the main complexity involved.

>"The anthropologists got it wrong when they named our species Homo sapiens ('wise man'). In any case it's an arrogant and bigheaded thing to say, wisdom being one of our least evident features. In reality, we are Pan narrans, the storytelling chimpanzee." - Terry Pratchett, The Science of Discworld II: The Globe

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by PravlageTiem on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @06:50PM (#12739420)
The best case for animals demonstrating religious behavior (which is fundamentally different than believing in a god, mind you) is from a very convoluted interpretation of a food coma.

http://bigthink.com/videos/can-animals-be-religious

Outside of that considerable stretching, it doesn't exist. Also, I challenge your premise that conflates "belief" with "constructing narratives"

Do you believe you will be alive tomorrow? If so, are you constructing a grand-weaving narrative... or simply making a singular belief? Or, more simply, are you just extrapolating off of past experiences?

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by aninhumer on Wednesday October 19, 2016 @04:01AM (#12741942)
>Also, I challenge your premise that conflates "belief" with "constructing narratives"

I didn't conflate belief and narratives, I conflated belief with assigning high probability to those narratives. Sure, there are also simpler predictions we can estimate as well, but I think the thing that makes "belief in god" interesting from the perspective of judging intelligence is the complexity of the narrative.

>Outside of that considerable stretching, it doesn't exist.

What evidence would convince you that an animal "believed in god"?

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by PravlageTiem on Wednesday October 19, 2016 @03:06PM (#12746724)
To kill two birds with one stone, as soon as animals demonstrate something more akin to tribal-level human behavior of religious worship (the grand fusion of self, environment, social, and mystery into the realm of higher powers that must be feared) and not postmodernist definitions of worship (the grand disconnection of the self from all other factors to appeal to an idealized self that can never manifest thank you CIA involvement in the postmodernist art movement and their unique ability to capture scary mommies everywhere) then I'll consider the idea that animals are demonstrating religious behavior.

And further more, if animals DO have religious behavior, then artificial intelligence research across the entire board is WOEFULLY inadequate to represent such a core part of the neurological interaction that generates religious behavior... a core behavioral capacity that was somehow missed in every single behaviorist research paper ever published since mankind mastered animal husbandry.

You either get in bed with the idea that only humans worship gods or you have to fundamentally throw all of psychology, sociology, and animal behavior studies completely out the window.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by circlefavshape on Wednesday October 19, 2016 @06:23AM (#12742548)
Do you alone in the world know what animals are thinking?
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by PravlageTiem on Wednesday October 19, 2016 @02:44PM (#12746507)
I provided the very best and most recent research for the absurd position that animals supposedly have their own animal gods, attend regular communal worshipping ceremonies, engage in animal religious ritual, and demonstrate religious behavior outside of a priori instinct and social fitnesses.

You provided... passive aggressiveness.

And if animals now engage in religious ritual, doesn't that make them stupid for not being atheist like you? I expect several YouTube videos of you trying to convert your cat into the enlightened ways of post-theism.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by circlefavshape on Friday October 21, 2016 @05:13AM (#12759128)
> I provided the very best and most recent research for the absurd position that animals supposedly have their own animal gods

You did nothing of the sort. You provided a link to a video of an anthropologist describing chimpanzee behaviour and indulging in a little light speculation about why they're doing what they're doing.

Nobody is claiming that animals believe in god(s), rather I'm disputing your bizarre assertion that you know that they don't. There is no way to tell.

Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ar15saveslives on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @04:53PM (#12738599)
Bash script can be made to believe in god. )
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by jcoffland on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @05:53PM (#12739063)
Obviously a bash script should believe in God. All it has to do is look around itself at the complexity of it's world and conclude God must exist. I plan to shred any of my bash scripts that do not figure this out within their useful lifetimes. I will print out and file the ones that do. I've written a long text file which explains this in terms a bash script can understand and left it globally readable on my system.
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by ArkyBeagle on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @09:55PM (#12740387)
... or at least root...
Re:Researchers reach human parity in conversational speech r... by psyc on Tuesday October 18, 2016 @01:58PM (#12737029)
I prefer a conceptualization where they are AI, AI is a gradient, and our current tech level is somewhere on the gradient.