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A comment on The OPM Data Breach [pdf]. Parent comment

Re:The OPM Data Breach [pdf] by bigiain on Thursday September 08, 2016 @09:49PM (#12459136)
In keeping with industry best practice, I require staff to sandpaper off their fingerprints and regrow them every 90 days.

For "security".

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Re:The OPM Data Breach [pdf] by redwards510 on Thursday September 08, 2016 @10:42PM (#12459330)
A bit extreme isn't that? I just have my staff paint their fingerprints with women's ruby red fingernail paint. It dries to a smooth glass-like finish.

For "security"

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