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Re:Termination of YouTube Service on 2012 BRAVIA TVs by ced on Friday September 02, 2016 @09:07AM (#12412713)
What happens?
Re:Termination of YouTube Service on 2012 BRAVIA TVs by riskable on Friday September 02, 2016 @09:40AM (#12412949)
Best case: "I don't seem to be making any progress going up."

Worst case: "This is moving down way too fast! Aaaahhhhh!!!" -screamed by hundreds of people, many of which will die as they pile up at the bottom of the escalator.

Now imagine the brakes failing on an escalator that leads down into a subway with an electrified rail.

Re:Termination of YouTube Service on 2012 BRAVIA TVs by scandox on Friday September 02, 2016 @09:46AM (#12412989)
You've really upset my lunch break
Re:Termination of YouTube Service on 2012 BRAVIA TVs by DrJokepu on Friday September 02, 2016 @09:45AM (#12412981)
The weight of your body will set the escalator in motion and it will keep accelerating. As you approach the bottom end at ever increasing speeds you will have a few moments to contemplate on what a mistake it was to not take physics class in high school. Once you reach the end of the line your journey will end in a rather unpleasant manner due to the high velocity. You could get injured very seriously or even killed.
Re:Termination of YouTube Service on 2012 BRAVIA TVs by sitkack on Friday September 02, 2016 @10:13AM (#12413154)
Sounds like a gravity powered human rail-gun.
Re:Termination of YouTube Service on 2012 BRAVIA TVs by hiddenkrypt on Friday September 02, 2016 @11:08AM (#12413518)
That describes a playground slide.
Re:Termination of YouTube Service on 2012 BRAVIA TVs by joshstrange on Friday September 02, 2016 @10:15AM (#12413167)
This [0] is the first thing that comes to mind. IIRC the elevator had an OOO sign on it but this women went on it anyways.

[0] NSFL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcpjOIH7bG4