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Re:The king of smokers by Bartweiss on Thursday September 01, 2016 @10:55AM (#12405667)
The "clever calculator" mentioned in the post is perhaps a bit less clever than suggested.

500,000 quarts of beer, spread evenly over an 80-year drinking career, still amounts to 34 pints per day. However great his appetites, I'm a bit skeptical of that number.

Re:The king of smokers by ksherlock on Thursday September 01, 2016 @02:12PM (#12407575)
"You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are." -- Adolphus Busch
Re:The king of smokers by ableal on Thursday September 01, 2016 @11:14AM (#12405888)
There must be an order of magnitude error there, possibly an extra zero in the printed number.

The smoking of four tons looks feasible, for sixty years at about 180g/day (enough tobacco for 9 packs of cigarettes, but used in pipes ).

Re:The king of smokers by vonmoltke on Thursday September 01, 2016 @12:09PM (#12406457)
As an occasional pipe smoker, I can tell you that 180g/day is nigh-on impossible. A "bowl" (the unit you put in the pipe at once) is 1g - 1.5g, or roughly the same amount as in a single cigarette. So, that's 120 - 180 bowls per day. With an unfiltered pipe you would incinerate your tongue in a day smoking that much. Longer stems might help, but that is still a shitload of tobacco.
Re:The king of smokers by Bartweiss on Thursday September 01, 2016 @01:47PM (#12407366)
An extra zero seems plausible. 3 to 5 pints of (likely weak) beer daily isn't out of the question.
Re:The king of smokers by gist on Thursday September 01, 2016 @02:06PM (#12407532)
I thought also that back in the olden days beer was preferable to water because it wasn't contaminated.