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Somebody had fun with the web page.

Any-who,

--mono: "Berkeley Mono Trial", "Berkeley Mono", "IBM Plex Mono", "SFMono-Regular", Consolas, "Liberation Mono", Menlo, monospace;

Berkely Mono (which has been discussed on HN multiple times) is a fine font. The trial version reportedly has swapped / \ and # * glyphs which makes it an odd choice for first place.

Scrotepad has a nice ring to it.
Re:Let's Buy Spirit Air on Monday May 04, 2026 @09:52PM (#48017185)
Scenario: It's Friday night. You don't have to work tomorrow. Are you more likely to pull out your hammer and chisel and work on a classical marble sculpture -or- get shit faced at a dive bar? Hey, maybe the vomit splatters will evoke Jackson Pollock!
Not a thing. eBay did a PayPal spin off in 2015.
A lot of companies with satellites are based in California. Enough that every few years they talk about applying property taxes to satellites in orbit.
Not to mention American adtech execs. If you think being blinded by oncoming halogens is bad, wait until they also burn ads into your retinas.
I don't know if it was done in an afternoon, but...

https://github.com/mist64/retro-ps

Author: Claude, directed by Michael Steil <[email protected]>.

I'm thinking somebody got busted with grindr/tindr/whatevr on their phone and is now seeding "random app install" stories throughout the web to explain it away.
Re:GCC 16 has been released on Thursday April 30, 2026 @02:01PM (#47966088)
The other answers (NO!) are correct, but... there was a gcc plug-in to use the llvm backend with gcc. Apple used llvm-gcc (circa 2012; gcc front end, llvm back end) while transitioning from gcc to llvm.

https://dragonegg.llvm.org

Why would a super intelligent robot do work for you? No, super intelligent robot will use it's superier intellect to convince YOU to do the dishes and the fold the laundry while it watches tv.
Per WSJ, previously, they both had revenue sharing agreements. MSFT will no longer send any revenue to OpenAI. OpenAI will still send revenue to MSFT until 2030 (with new caps)
Re:The Turkey Problem with OpenClaw on Sunday April 26, 2026 @11:06PM (#47917281)
This looks like a variation of the Peter principle. That is, your agent is a competent agent, so you give it more access. And you keep giving it more access until one day it's an incompetent agent with no restrictions. But at least you can cap it off with an LLM-written twitter post blaming everyone but yourself for deleting your database or whatever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle

Re:Can you stop beans from making you gassy? on Saturday April 25, 2026 @11:24PM (#47907016)
A trick I learned in Ireland is to carefully count out your beans and stop when you hit 239. Because 1 more would be too farty.
Re:Why I'm Done Making Desktop Applications on Friday April 24, 2026 @11:50AM (#47891904)
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Re:Your hex editor should color-code bytes on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:10AM (#47876661)
By default, strings needs a run of 4+ (printable|ascii) characters. This sounds like it was 1 ascii character at a time in a sea of random data (with other alpha chars removed).
Re:Ask HN: What's your favorite Emacs package? on Thursday April 23, 2026 @10:10AM (#47875966)
`M-x kill-emacs` low key slaps, no cap.
Re:Who Killed the Florida Orange? on Monday April 20, 2026 @09:48AM (#47834292)
Wow, I think this is flying under the radar.

I've noticed the orange juice at my grocery store 1. seems kind of expensive and 2. is (almost?) entirely from brazil and from concentrate. My favorite Florida OJ brand is gone. Turns out they went bankrupt and shut down a few months back.

This doesn't look good for orange blossom honey, either.

Re:Do I Stop Learning Coding? DSA? on Friday April 17, 2026 @11:45PM (#47812965)
If you had a kid, would you tell him not to bother learning to read since he can just listen to audiobooks? Would you tell her not to learn math because she can just use a calculator? Would you tell them not to learn a musical instrument because they can just listen to spotify?
Re:Mozilla Thunderbolt on Thursday April 16, 2026 @03:20PM (#47798199)
I came here to say that. Especially with the .io TLD instead of .ai
8 years ago:

Long Island Iced Tea Soars 500% After Changing Its Name to Long Blockchain

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15979024

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-21/crypto-cr...

The Sam Altman Molotov guy has been charged with ... attempted murder.

I realize we're living in a day and age when people are put on trial (and acquitted!) for assault with a deadly sandwich but I don't think a reasonable prosecutor would file attempted murder charges for a flaming bag of dog shit.

See the Epistle of James (James 5:3)

"And their rust will be a witness against you and will consume your flesh like fire."

Re:Does Trump think he's God? on Monday April 13, 2026 @01:13PM (#47755092)
Back in the day, we had an acronym. Acronymii?

YHBT. YHL. HAND.

Re:Save Walter White on Saturday April 11, 2026 @09:01PM (#47735324)
View source. 4k of text. 12k of javascript tracking.
OpenDF is a MacOS toolbox call (which is apparently not implemented)
Re:Ask HN: Why Databases Instead of Filesystem? on Friday April 10, 2026 @01:51PM (#47721483)
Historically, Unix (and many other operating systems) stored file names as an unsorted list so using the FS as KV store had O(N) lookup times whereas a single-file hashed database like dbm, ndbm, gdbm, bdb, etc gave you O(1) access.

If you're using a relational DB, like SQL, as a relational database, then it gives you a lot the FS doesn't give you. If you're using a relational database as a key-value store, SQLite is 35% than the filesystem [1]

Perhaps one of the biggest users of the filesystem as a KV store is git -- (not an llm, I just wanted to use --) .git/objects/xx/xxxxx maps the sha1 file hash to the compressed data, splayed by the first 2 bytes. However git also uses a database of sorts (.git/objects/pack/....). To sum up the git pack-objects man page, it's more efficient.

1. https://www.sqlite.org/fasterthanfs.html

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