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Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by transfire on Thursday August 04, 2016 @01:52AM (#12223668)
Everyone knows that Orcas are the assholes of the sea.
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by zipwitch on Thursday August 04, 2016 @02:56AM (#12223884)
Only some of them. The transient orca are the ones who eat mammals and don't have large social groupings. The resident orca have larger (matriarchal) social groups and don't eat other mammals, just fish.

It's always amazing to me that we have multiple intelligent (how intelligent is uncertain), social species right here on our own planet, and we spend such a tiny fraction of our energies as a society trying to communicate with them.

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by 5xman on Thursday August 04, 2016 @05:44AM (#12224439)
Your comment and the parent really surprise me. Passing such moral judgements based on the diet of a species seems a bit 'youtubish'. Using the same logic one could argue that humpback whales are the real assholes since they protect those seals and sea lions so they can prey on those tiny, little penguins which are the cutest.

(Seals even rape them :'( http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-w...)

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by Dylan16807 on Thursday August 04, 2016 @06:15AM (#12224539)
> Passing such moral judgements based on the diet of a species

Causing harm to social intelligent species, such as by eating them, is objective. In theory another species could eat plants and also attack mammals for fun all the time. That species would also be assholes. This isn't a judgement based on 'diet', it's a judgement based on how they interact with others.

> since they protect those seals and sea lions

That's not the same logic. The same logic might lead you to call seals and sea lions assholes, but it wouldn't extend to the whales.

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by 5xman on Thursday August 04, 2016 @07:59AM (#12224909)
(Please, excuse my english)

I think I agree with you 100% based on what I think your comment reveals about your ideas. The point I was trying to make is that it's too often that we judge animal behavior based on our mental constructs, when I think it makes no sense at all even for the most intelligent of the animal species. Somebody pointed out that we are not so different from animals, and so it shouldn't be a big stretch to apply our labels to animal behavior. But I think we are so far from animal behavior that it makes it very difficult to analize/understand it without a really big effort and a long time of study. Scientists get very close, but internet comments are too often narrow-minded. Orcas are not 'killers', at least not more than any other predator. They are very intelligent and gregarious, and they eat other animals. Jumping from this to 'they are assholes' was, in my opinion, not called for. In what 'interaction with others' was this based on? I think a real judge would have a hard time trying to distill intent from animal interactions.

Your second point is completely right. But as a matter of fact, I think that both whales, seals, sea lions and all animals in general are all fine gentlemen. I have my doubts about that monkey pulling the legs (literally, and the tails) of two tigers, though.

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by jontas on Thursday August 04, 2016 @11:22AM (#12226102)
Your english is perfect, nothing to excuse.
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by dhimes on Thursday August 04, 2016 @07:47AM (#12224863)
In theory another species could eat plants and also attack mammals for fun all the time.

I think I know a species that does that.

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by Digit-Al on Thursday August 04, 2016 @04:16PM (#12228140)
Jesus! Those penguins definitely won't have 'happy feet' :-/
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by leephillips on Thursday August 04, 2016 @08:17AM (#12224973)
Chop last character of the url to get there.
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by JumpCrisscross on Thursday August 04, 2016 @03:23AM (#12223975)
> The transient orca are the ones who eat mammals and don't have large social groupings. The resident orca have larger (matriarchal) social groups and don't eat other mammals, just fish.

Source? Also, what does "resident orca" mean in this context?

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by wcameron on Thursday August 04, 2016 @03:34AM (#12224018)
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by niccaluim on Thursday August 04, 2016 @04:29AM (#12224228)
"Transients and residents live in the same areas, but avoid each other." Not so different from humans, then.
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by Roboprog on Thursday August 04, 2016 @12:50PM (#12226831)
Or elephants? Matriarchal herd vs non-breeding "rogue" males.
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by pvaldes on Thursday August 04, 2016 @05:01PM (#12228454)
Some cetologists think that Killer whale is not one species, but a cryptic species complex, with (at least) four very related and very similar (but not identically marked) species. Different ecotypes seem avoiding to breed with each other and are evolving independently.

Both 'transient' and 'type B' eat marine mammals. Some 'type A' chase cetaceans also. The smaller of all 'Type C' eat fishes. Some species mix in a gradient and things can get very complicated. In the end we could have only one or up to nine species of killer whales here.

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by rtpg on Thursday August 04, 2016 @04:23AM (#12224210)
Out of curiosity, what are the intelligences of whales compared to, say, dogs?

Do you think we'll ever reach a point where "real" communication would be possible?

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by Spooky23 on Thursday August 04, 2016 @08:05AM (#12224928)
Whales are usually considered smarter than dogs.

Many of the smart things that dogs do are conditioned responses -- they adapt their wiring for pack behavior to human relations and are perceptive about many emotional and other cues.

I believe that whales have been observed performing more complex creative or problem solving tasks, and can probably communicate concepts between whales.

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by dragandj on Thursday August 04, 2016 @06:22AM (#12224571)
Orcas are loners and don't like large social groupings? Hmmm, I think I've found my new favorite animal! :)
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by buserror on Thursday August 04, 2016 @06:12AM (#12224527)
Why would we communicate with them? I mean, it's not like we're trying very hard to communicate with every single human subgroup either. And some of them we definitely NOT want to communicate with.

Reverse being true; if I was a whale, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to get involve in that human business and become so bitter that I'd lose the drive to be altruist ;-)

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by mark_l_watson on Thursday August 04, 2016 @07:44AM (#12224847)
I have to agree. In about 1977 I was sailing my small sailboat about 20 miles offshore, and about 50 miles north of San Diego. A single large Orca jumped out of the water 4 times right next to my boat, getting higher that the top of my mast, and each time crashing into the water next to my boat, which rocked violently each time. I lay down in the bottom of the cockpit, and fell off the wind a bit so I could steer for several minutes without having to see where I was going.

The whole experience was unnerving.

In comparison, I once had an old grey whale lift its head out of the water within 3 or 4 feet of that boat and it just gazed at me and my friends for a short while before gently lowering itself and moving off. That boat was only 22 feet long and the grey whale seemed like it was being gentle about being near us.

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by ajmurmann on Thursday August 04, 2016 @01:57AM (#12223682)
I thought that's what those humans were that fish the whole thing empty and drag nets over the ocean floor.
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by Frenchgeek on Thursday August 04, 2016 @02:09AM (#12223714)
We're the assholes of the land. We're just so good at it it spill over to the sea too.

Let's hope one day we will be assholes in space.

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by TeMPOraL on Thursday August 04, 2016 @05:22AM (#12224372)
> Let's hope one day we will be assholes in space.

Plot twist! You know that alien space invaders from the movies, who come to Earth to drain all its resources and go somewhere else? That's us from the future! And the head of the invasion is probably some poor space-fisherman saying "sustainability something blah blah, I have to make a living, you know!".

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by Roboprog on Thursday August 04, 2016 @12:59PM (#12226905)
Is that a new TV series this fall? I suppose it's been done, but this time, with an honest name.
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by HillaryBriss on Thursday August 04, 2016 @03:04PM (#12227715)
Rectum Leap

... kind of combines the old title with the new concep ... eh ... never mind

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by solipsism on Thursday August 04, 2016 @04:12AM (#12224159)
Way to aim high!
Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by douche on Thursday August 04, 2016 @08:09AM (#12224951)
Orcas harass and kill great whites for fun, so yeah

http://www.inquisitr.com/1827108/great-white-sharks-flee-nep...