Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuing animals from orcas

Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by ajmurmann on Thursday August 04, 2016 @01:57AM (#12223682)

I thought that's what those humans were that fish the whole thing empty and drag nets over the ocean floor.

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Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by Frenchgeek on Thursday August 04, 2016 @02:09AM (#12223714)

We're the assholes of the land. We're just so good at it it spill over to the sea too.

Let's hope one day we will be assholes in space.

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Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by TeMPOraL on Thursday August 04, 2016 @05:22AM (#12224372)

> Let's hope one day we will be assholes in space.

Plot twist! You know that alien space invaders from the movies, who come to Earth to drain all its resources and go somewhere else? That's us from the future! And the head of the invasion is probably some poor space-fisherman saying "sustainability something blah blah, I have to make a living, you know!".

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Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by Roboprog on Thursday August 04, 2016 @12:59PM (#12226905)

Is that a new TV series this fall? I suppose it's been done, but this time, with an honest name.

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Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by HillaryBriss on Thursday August 04, 2016 @03:04PM (#12227715)

Rectum Leap

... kind of combines the old title with the new concep ... eh ... never mind

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Re:Humpback whales around the globe are mysteriously rescuin... by solipsism on Thursday August 04, 2016 @04:12AM (#12224159)

Way to aim high!

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