Oil Traders May Be the Only Ones Who Want Yahoo to Survive

Re:Oil Traders May Be the Only Ones Who Want Yahoo to Survive by oh_sigh on Thursday June 02, 2016 @06:07PM (#11826495)

Nah, don't you know that the oil industry is just digging holes. Real high-tech is working on hard problems like how to deliver grilled cheese sandwiches

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Re:Oil Traders May Be the Only Ones Who Want Yahoo to Survive by Aloha on Thursday June 02, 2016 @07:59PM (#11827266)

Artisanal, organic, locally sourced, (and optionally) vegan and gluten free grilled cheese sandwiches.

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Re:Oil Traders May Be the Only Ones Who Want Yahoo to Survive by bzbarsky on Friday June 03, 2016 @10:50AM (#11830631)

Organic and gluten free oil should not be too hard. Locally sourced is pretty location-dependent. Artisanal may take more work; whether one considers petroleum vegan is an interesting philosophical question.

I sense a business opportunity here; perhaps artisanal, organic, locally sourced oil sandwiches?

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Re:Oil Traders May Be the Only Ones Who Want Yahoo to Survive by pjc50 on Friday June 03, 2016 @11:33AM (#11830902)

Drill an artesian well and hope that nobody notices the spelling?

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Re:Oil Traders May Be the Only Ones Who Want Yahoo to Survive by Aloha on Friday June 03, 2016 @10:24PM (#11834614)

can confirm; am writing business plan and looking for seed funding ;-D.

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