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Re:Oil Traders May Be the Only Ones Who Want Yahoo to Survive by bzbarsky on Friday June 03, 2016 @10:50AM (#11830631)
Organic and gluten free oil should not be too hard. Locally sourced is pretty location-dependent. Artisanal may take more work; whether one considers petroleum vegan is an interesting philosophical question.

I sense a business opportunity here; perhaps artisanal, organic, locally sourced oil sandwiches?

Re:Oil Traders May Be the Only Ones Who Want Yahoo to Survive by pjc50 on Friday June 03, 2016 @11:33AM (#11830902)
Drill an artesian well and hope that nobody notices the spelling?
Re:Oil Traders May Be the Only Ones Who Want Yahoo to Survive by Aloha on Friday June 03, 2016 @10:24PM (#11834614)
can confirm; am writing business plan and looking for seed funding ;-D.