Once you have worked as a dev for at least one porno company you are pretty much pigeonholed in the industry.

And that means you have to use PHP forever.

This is so true. I work for a large social network and we recently got an email from an employee of a particular porn streaming company. They wanted to implement this new web compression protocol/algorithm into their systems and they had heard that we were doing the same.

Our solution involved writing Apache Traffic Server plugins and achieving high throughput. Their solution involved using PHP to execute the demo cli tool that came with the library and pass it the content they wanted to encode.

We interviewed a candidate who previously worked for sugardaddie.com. It was definitely an interesting conversation but I think yours would take the cake. :)

64th largest site in the world. Not sure I would want to work for someone writing me off cause of a name.

Yeah, that's too hard to top. I could only tweak it with PornHub penetration "expert" or "professional." I imagine the phrase protection would be avoided over security in that company given it has dual-meaning there. Wouldn't want people to think I dispensed... commodities... all day long. ;)