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Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by wrsh07 on Friday May 27, 2016 @04:42PM (#11788843)
Your proposal would never work: the Olympics need to be decentralized for it to feel "fair."
Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by CiPHPerCoder on Friday May 27, 2016 @04:55PM (#11788940)
Or instead of one plot of land, build a sufficiently large seafaring vessel and host it at sea?
Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by fennecfoxen on Friday May 27, 2016 @05:15PM (#11789078)
According to the Internets, which are never wrong, the largest ship ever was this one:

http://maritime-connector.com/worlds-largest-ships/

How do you think this compares with a typical land-based Olympic venue? What other challenges make this idea absurd and ridiculous?

Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by semi-extrinsic on Friday May 27, 2016 @05:49PM (#11789297)
Shell's new Prelude FLNG vessel is even bigger [1], if you call that a ship. It's about five football fields in area IIRC. So still absolutely tiny compared to anything you could host the olympics on.

Fun story: I was talking to some Shell people a few years back, about the potential troubles with LNG sloshing in process equipment due to waves. I asked them, why not just make the ship big enough that waves don't affect it as much? They looked at me very strangely for a few seconds before explaining just how big it already is.

[1] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/transport/10...

Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by foota on Friday May 27, 2016 @06:40PM (#11789579)
Do you know why they don't make the ship more square? Seems like that would help fight tipping due to sloshing (or any other reason...)
Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by tormeh on Friday May 27, 2016 @08:26PM (#11790026)
Water resistance. Same reason as planes aren't intended to fly sideways.
Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by aurelianito on Friday May 27, 2016 @05:22PM (#11789137)
Maybe one vessel will not be big enough. But a fleet should be able to support every competition but the marathon and have quarters for all the athletes.
Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by qrendel on Friday May 27, 2016 @05:51PM (#11789304)
I'm sure they can get more ad revenue if the contestants are forced to compete above shark-infested waters, too!
Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by aurelianito on Saturday May 28, 2016 @04:49PM (#11793417)
Swimming competitions can even be in them!
Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by amelius on Friday May 27, 2016 @06:25PM (#11789479)
Or something like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

They already hosted sports events (see the "sport" section of that wikipedia page).

Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by wrsh07 on Friday May 27, 2016 @09:00PM (#11790137)
Haha I love this idea
Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by cmurf on Friday May 27, 2016 @05:09PM (#11789036)
Because when they were held on Olympia for how many hundreds of years it didn't work and were considered unfair?

The United States has hosted eight olympics and there are about that many countries that never have. London has hosted it three times, Madrid ever has. And so on. The current method is already distinctly unfair. So I don't see how centralizing it into its own nation, like it once was, makes it worse than now.

Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by eropple on Friday May 27, 2016 @05:15PM (#11789075)
> Because when they were held on Olympia for how many hundreds of years it didn't work and were considered unfair?

Probably because there were three other games--Pythian, Nemean, and Isthmian--that were held at other sites around the Hellenic world? And the "world" was small enough that the sites of each didn't feel inaccessible to (much of) the citizenry of the competing states?

(I find the Olympics generally disappointing and I have no love for them as an event, but a partial view of history doesn't really help anyone.)

Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by the_watcher on Friday May 27, 2016 @06:39PM (#11789573)
Umm... what? You realize that those Olympics were not remotely global, right? That holds as much value as suggesting that England host it because "they host the EPL every year and no one thinks it's unfair"
Re:Experts say Olympics must be moved or postponed because o... by eropple on Friday May 27, 2016 @07:03PM (#11789690)
And if there was a Scottish, Welsh, and Irish league right next door of roughly (though not quite completely) equivalent stature.