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Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by ZeroGravitas on Monday May 09, 2016 @05:51AM (#11658586)
There's a crazy theory that human burial, as well as singing and dancing, are an evolutionary defense against large predators.

http://www.meltingasphalt.com/music-in-human-evolution/

That link is a blog length summary of a book, but the ultra-short version is: if local predators get a taste for human flesh from a corpse, they'll come after the living and humans singing and dancing in unision can give the appearance of one large animal to scare off predators.

Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by beeboop on Monday May 09, 2016 @10:36AM (#11660125)
Wouldn't the commonality of singing and dancing be much more likely the result of it being a social behavior, and social behaviors increasing the odds of reproducing? This is true even today - dance clubs are still one of the best ways to meet women as a man.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by jcoffland on Monday May 09, 2016 @12:15PM (#11660918)
If you're only after sex this is true.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by usmannk on Monday May 09, 2016 @12:22PM (#11660978)
Evolution IS only after sex.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by proksoup on Monday May 09, 2016 @12:32PM (#11661066)
I would argue it's after reproduction, successful reproduction that also has successful reproduction even.

Why do grandparents love their grandchildren? Something noble about human nature and love? Or is it evolutionary advantageous?

Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by radiorental on Monday May 09, 2016 @01:56PM (#11661747)
From my own observations, the relationship retriggers the parenting motivations / dopamine. With the added benefit that you can put the darn thing down at the end of the day and walk away.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by Loughla on Monday May 09, 2016 @03:20PM (#11662391)
From my own observations, the relationship triggers nothing like parenting. There's no feeling of parental obligation, outside of love for that child. So, tell me, why would that evolve in people?

Because old cave-people aren't as good at hunting and gathering, and can be better used as child-care cavepeople.

Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by mmanfrin on Monday May 09, 2016 @03:49PM (#11662588)
And survival, and the survival of offspring. Why does menopause exist if evolution is only after sex?
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by woliveirajr on Monday May 09, 2016 @04:19PM (#11662807)
To stop those old, damaged eggs from generating more springs? Perhaps the cell quality decreases as time passes by, and it's better to set those men free to get new ladies, with new eggs.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by mmanfrin on Monday May 09, 2016 @06:15PM (#11663661)
Why on earth would it be evolutionary beneficial -- if evolution is only after sex -- for a creature to forgo passing on her direct genes in favor of letting another creature pass on hers?
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by Bombthecat on Tuesday May 10, 2016 @07:29AM (#11666415)
9/11 showed that after great death comes great live.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by elbrownos on Monday May 09, 2016 @07:47AM (#11659022)
We like to flatter ourselves that human flesh is super tasty and drives predators into a feeding frenzy. Why should it be?
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by LeifCarrotson on Monday May 09, 2016 @08:00AM (#11659088)
It's not necessarily tasty, but it isn't super fast, we're not venomous, poisonous, spiky, or armored, we can't smell very well, our claws and teeth are relatively ineffective, our young are pretty defenseless for several years and we only have a few of them...we need all the inventiveness and precautions we can come up with to not be the easiest meal in the forest. Predators don't really care about tastiness, they just need to feed.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by mcdoh on Monday May 09, 2016 @09:28AM (#11659642)
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by Grazester on Monday May 09, 2016 @08:44AM (#11659344)
With all this in mind we still made it to the top of the food chain(not using the scientific term). What we lack in physical prowess we more than make up for in intelligence and our ability to use tools.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by umanwizard on Monday May 09, 2016 @10:10AM (#11659955)
Not just intelligence but also endurance when traveling long distances.

Basically intelligence + long distance running = ability to track prey.

Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by Mtinie on Monday May 09, 2016 @07:51AM (#11659042)
I don't believe that it is a matter of being "super tasty", but rather, one of not wanting to inform predators of an easy to access food supply.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by jschwartzi on Monday May 09, 2016 @09:17AM (#11659560)
This sounds a lot like why horse mares will eat the placenta from their foals after giving birth. Foals are born able to run, but they're nowhere near as strong as a mature horse.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by hobs on Monday May 09, 2016 @09:44AM (#11659753)
I was under the impression they ate it because of all the vital nutrients that the placenta had, but I dont think anyone had conclusive evidence except in an evolutionary biology hand-wavy way.
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by superuser2 on Monday May 09, 2016 @10:16AM (#11659986)
If that were the case we should expect health problems from horses that go too long between pregnancies, yes? Otherwise the nutrients are not "vital."
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by jessaustin on Monday May 09, 2016 @11:47AM (#11660688)
Whence do you suppose the nutrients in a placenta originate?

Actually everything in this thread is a just-so story. It's pretty silly to pick out one specific rare behavior as even relevant to evolutionary fitness. How would any of this be tested?

Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by peejaybee on Monday May 09, 2016 @11:03AM (#11660316)
I dunno, if you have been gestating a foal, you might be a little undernourished at the end of the process, so a placenta's worth of nutrients might then be "vital."
Re:The cave divers who went back for their friends by lallysingh on Monday May 09, 2016 @08:20AM (#11659201)
Well that all depends on what kinds of sauces you have at your disposal.