Re:Left-pad as a service
by mschulze on Thursday March 24, 2016 @01:35PM
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As a Java developer, I am a bit jealous. When people joke about us we usually only get a link to the Spring documentation of AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean (or maybe the enterprise hello world), but no one ever wrote that as a service. Maybe someone can do that? https://abstractsingletonproxyfactorybean.io seems to be available!
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Jesus Christ, is that a real thing!?
http://docs.spring.io/autorepo/docs/spring/2.5.x/api/org/spr...
> Convenient proxy factory bean superclass for proxy factory beans that create only singletons.
that actually makes sense to somebody?
Not sure what about that is hard to understand, it's a convenient proxy factory bean superclass for proxy factory beans that create only singletons. Says it right there on the page.
Exactly, just like a monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors!
At least it's convenient...
But it's kind of disturbing that the class name is hiding that convenience from us. How are we supposed to know that it is not an inconvenient...?
It all starts getting really weird with Spring Data interfaces: a whole DSL written in camelcased method names, as if Spring deliberately turned a joke into a feature.
Re:Left-pad as a service
by nicholasjarnold on Thursday March 24, 2016 @02:20PM
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Yes, the astronauts have been there.
Edit: clarify astronauts http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000018.html
There kinda is! Have you heard of "Enterprisify"? It generates Java names like that: http://projects.haykranen.nl/java/
Re:Left-pad as a service
by B1FF_PSUVM on Thursday March 24, 2016 @06:40PM
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> When people joke about us we usually only get a link
I take it you're not familiar with the Bile Blog, e.g.
http://www.jroller.com/fate/entry/rip_jboss_mail_services
Alas, service ceased ten years ago.