The title even is a play on the referenced http://blog.llvm.org/2011/05/what-every-c-programmer-should-... how is that not tongue in cheek? Kindly go vote yourself down with a rake.

I don't have enough karma to get a down vote button. Even if I did, I'm not sure that voting on your own posts is allowed. I up voted you instead.

Yes, the title is a play on the llvm post. I could be wrong about this, but the way I took it was like this:

"No, don't you presume to tell me what I need to know about undefined behavior. I am your customer, and here's what you need to know about me. Stop treating me like an enemy."

But you could be right. I'm bad enough at detecting jokes and sarcasm in person with people I know. Over a textual medium with a stranger, I don't really trust myself much.