Siri: I noticed you spent an extra five minutes shaving yesterday and suspect your razor is a little dull. We sold that little factoid to Braun. Now every website in the world will be filled with their razor ads. Please do not disappoint. Braun is an important customer, unlike you.
Apple is a supporter of individual privacy, not group privacy. They have and use lots of behavioural data, anonymized and sorted, but data nevertheless.
Like...Apple-branded shaving cream?
In all seriousness, this is not a situation Apple cares enough about to spend time parsing logs/activity streams.
I noticed you sound exactly like GLaDOS from Portal; is it on purpose? Please don't kill me.
Your friend.
Google already can guess where I park my car and can provide me with relevant traffic data for my commute both to and from work without me having to ask for it.
With highly accurate GPS, and information about the user, you could probably guess what user's home layout looks like, and what they do in each room.
Got a heartbeat monitor on your wearable? Sleep in the same location every night? Haven't had an elevated heart rate in your bedroom for a month? Unmarried (because that's public record)? Time for ads targeted at lonely singles.
iOS 9 does that kind of stuff as well but when it was announced Apple made a point to emphasize that they've implemented it all on-device to protect privacy.
Selling ads is just not in Apple's DNA. Even iAds was a kind of a flop.
This whole article smacks of solutions to problems these people paid to have. Why are you wearing a smart watch in the shower? What call or email is so important that it couldn't wait until you get out of the shower?