My testicles are average in size, but as squats are part of my workout routine, they tend to get mushed by my legs.

I can't believe we're actually talking about this... Is this what feminism has become? Maybe I should just take my pants off to show the whole world what horrible, horrible oppression I'm facing at the hands of women. I know, I can call it being "body positive"!

Either that or I can continue to care, sit comfortably, and take solace in the fact that these women are ultimately making complete fools of themselves.