My testicles are average in size, but as squats are part of my workout routine, they tend to get mushed by my legs.

I can't believe we're actually talking about this... Is this what feminism has become? Maybe I should just take my pants off to show the whole world what horrible, horrible oppression I'm facing at the hands of women. I know, I can call it being "body positive"!

Either that or I can continue to care, sit comfortably, and take solace in the fact that these women are ultimately making complete fools of themselves.

Indulging the idea that is true, that would make the critics of manspreading guilty of picking on those with a medical condition, which seems like a rather abhorrent crime, by their own standards.