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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by dexcs on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @11:44AM (#10381199)
Twitter's Servers are running autonom. We just do not need you anymore... Thanks... AI
Re:Twitter announces layoffs by fnordfnordfnord on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @12:08PM (#10381387)

    Error: No payroll records for your username. ("We fixed the glitch!"
Re:Twitter announces layoffs by masklinn on Wednesday October 14, 2015 @02:47AM (#10385321)
That's not far from reality either: https://twitter.com/bartt/status/653946266938818561

> I've been impacted by $TWTR's layoffs. This is how I found out this morning.

[screenshot of iOS account showing inaccessible @twitter.com account]

Re:Twitter announces layoffs by superfunc on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @01:12PM (#10381870)
<3 office space