Twitter announces layoffs

Re:Twitter announces layoffs by masklinn on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @11:17AM (#10381021)

Hey,

Stock in the dumps, 336 chumps are fired.

Jack

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by ethbro on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @11:35AM (#10381142)

Plus side: would definitely fit in a tweet.

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by flashman on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @06:29PM (#10383910)

@jack: "just slimming down my twttr"

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by Mahn on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @11:37AM (#10381150)

Yo,

336 people out. We'll compensate.

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by williamguerra on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @12:04PM (#10381354)

employees -= 336

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by butwhy on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @12:59PM (#10381775)

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by dexcs on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @11:44AM (#10381199)

Twitter's Servers are running autonom. We just do not need you anymore... Thanks... AI

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by fnordfnordfnord on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @12:08PM (#10381387)

    Error: No payroll records for your username. ("We fixed the glitch!"

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by masklinn on Wednesday October 14, 2015 @02:47AM (#10385321)

> I've been impacted by $TWTR's layoffs. This is how I found out this morning.

[screenshot of iOS account showing inaccessible @twitter.com account]

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by superfunc on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @01:12PM (#10381870)

<3 office space

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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by phpnode on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @03:02PM (#10382689)

at least make it rhyme!

Hey, Stock in the dumps, firing 336 chumps. Jack

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