- No Flash, no multitasking, no Camera!
- Just a big iTouch.
- 256MB RAM!? Pfft.
- WTF, not widescreen?!
- LCD bad for reading.
- $500?? Overpriced.
- Can't see why anyone would need one.
- Fills a need that isn't there.
- Looks uncomfortable.
- You have to pay $99 to publish on it.
- Yeah, if you like to peck and type.
- It's gonna destroy the culture of content creation.
- Fine if you don't need to get real work done.
- Only fanboys will buy one.
- Give me a netbook so I can program.
- People who are buying iPads are sheep.
- It would not sell if it weren't for the marketing.
- Sure it's selling well now, but what about in 6 months/1 year/2 years …
- Sure it's selling well now, but no true intelligent scotsman …
- Just a toy.
- I can't believe people are buying this without being able to articulate why.
- Look, someone says they stopped using it! I was right.
- No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
28 days and $1,000,000,000 in revenues later, still reasons Apple doesn't give a flying frack about, and maybe a sign that some of us should reevaluate how much we know about the buying habits of the non-comic book guys, and that there might be something there that warrants more than a knee jerk cmdrtaco response.