JackGibbs
For symmetric key ciphers, the keys are of a set length. AES accepts key lengths of 128, 192, and 256 bits.
For asymmetric ciphers, they vary even more. The RSA-XXXX designation refers to the length of n, which is the product of two primes (which must be kept secret) p and q. So for RSA-2048, p and q are roughly 1024-bit numbers. In addition, the secret exponent can frequently be quite large, although as it's calculated from the public key exponent and n its size is not guaranteed.
Ultimately however, all of these are designed so that the key spaces are too large to be feasibly brute-forced searched. The reason for the much larger size of the keys for the asymmetric ciphers is that their security is usually based on the difficulty of solving a problem (in RSA's case, factoring n into p and q, or the equally difficult problem of determining the totient of n) that gets more difficult as the keys get larger.
EDIT: And yes, one-time pads are theoretically unbreakable, however they can only be used once (as the name implies, but if they are used twice recovering the key is trivial), must rely on a sufficently good quality random number generator (which Matt Green recently had a very good article describing how hard it is to do: http://blog.cryptographyengineering.com/2014/03/how-do-you-k...) and they have the same issues that any symmetric key ciphers have, in terms of key distribution. They're useful when you have old women in Bletchley Park spinning bingo balls and carefully copying into two notebooks. Less so when you're trying to build a usable system for secure communication.
As for your comment about it being 2700 words too long, the original post here is the only professionally published article I've read on the subject since Simmons' statement (which includes articles on Salon, Washington Post, Deadspin, etc.) which continues to phrase the events as though Hannan acted maliciously. The reason for the length of Simmons' apology was to make clear that Hannan and the editorial staff were extremely unfamiliar with trans* issues, and that it was that lack of education, and not personal hate or bigotry, that caused Hannan to make the mistakes (which Simmons, it should be noted, takes full responsibility for) he did. He didn't realize how grave it is to out someone in the trans* community in life or death, and to him it fit the narrative he found, of an inventor whose life was a complete lie. Again, he didn't understand that keeping a gender identity secret is done out of necessity in our culture, and is not in any way a statement of one's personal veracity. Grantland also published an op-ed by ESPN's Christina Kahrl, who is transgender, in which she eviscerates Hannan and the editorial staff's actions (http://grantland.com/features/what-grantland-got-wrong/). Note that at no point in her attack on Hannan's actions does she attribute it to maliciousness. To quote, "revealing her gender identity was ultimately as dangerous as it was thoughtless."
EDIT: I guess I should I add something, just so I don't get accused of anything. I attended one of the most progressive high schools in the country, and now attend one of the most progressive colleges, and know many LGBTQ and trans* individuals, with a few of the former counted among my closest friends. I believe that one's identity is theirs and theirs alone until they choose (if ever) to come out, and I also strongly believe that active sexual and gender discrimination is a hate-crime. My point is not that Grantland was not horribly horribly wrong. They were. My point is that it was a lack of education that caused their errors, and that the opportunity should be used to continue educating, which Simmons' piece, even if it seems at times to be attempting to shoehorn in an excuse, does. I know the errors they made, but I'm sure the vast majority of Grantland's readership does not.
I don't know what the result of the case will be, but his statements regarding it will certainly be useless.
Don't get me wrong, I'm nitpicking here, I was just noting those numbers feel slightly low.
Shane Perkins, and Aussie track rider who is probably the strongest cyclist in the world in terms of pure brute strength, has a maximum output of 2500 watts (my guess is that is a ten second effort, they don't give it, but his 60 second effort is certainly higher than 1100 watts).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSA_(algorithm)#Faulty_key_gene...
DFW - Infinite Jest
Pynchon - Really anything, but in particular Against the Day, V, and Gravity's Rainbow.
Rushdie - Shame and Satanic Verses, a lot of good other ones.
Neal Stephenson - Cryptonomicon
Gaddis - JR, hence my name.
Heller - Catch-22
I'll probably go see it, but I have my issues...
EDIT: I should say I think Heinlein was a fascist. I know that's a contentious point, and various people read him various ways...