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Re:GitHub Raises $250M at $2B Valuation by brighteyes on Wednesday July 29, 2015 @10:46PM (#9972956)
It's satire.

edit: why the downvotes? honest question.

Re:GitHub Raises $250M at $2B Valuation by issaria on Thursday July 30, 2015 @05:46AM (#9973959)
People feel the power when the click the downvote button.