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Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by knodi123 on Monday July 20, 2015 @10:36AM (#9916304)
> Is this a joke?

I see you're new to Dyson's business model. Keep in mind, these are the guys who make a $400 fan in a niche full of $10 competitors.

Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by Someone1234 on Monday July 20, 2015 @10:53AM (#9916433)
And ignoring how it looks for a second, the Dyson Air Multiplier is kind of mediocre anyway (and VERY mediocre for the price point).

The rest of the electric fan market has shifted over the last ten-ish years to noise-efficiency. Meaning the most air movement for the least amount of noise. So we've seen new blade shapes, smarter motor designs, enclosures that attempt to dampen the noise, and so on. And Dyson's Air Multiplier could, in theory, have done well in that competition but they care more about form than function, so they stuck this tiny little motor with a higher RPM in the thing which has made it extremely loud for the amount of air that it can move.

In terms of noise-efficiency, it sounds as loud as fans from the 1990s and before.

Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by Demiurge on Monday July 20, 2015 @11:39AM (#9916722)
Is there a good website that rates fans by power/noise/price? I don't actually care about the price much, I really want a quieter fan that won't make me turn up the music too loud to hear the details and wake anyone up.
Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by freehunter on Monday July 20, 2015 @11:32AM (#9916678)
Yeah, it's getting hard to find a fan that I can run at night to cover the noise of the city. Every time I buy a fan, it's quieter and quieter, but I like loud fans to help me sleep.
Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by Someone1234 on Monday July 20, 2015 @12:10PM (#9916994)
No sarcasm: Look into Nursery Sleep Soothers. While they sell white noise machines targeted at adults, they're all terrible because it is a niche market. But in the nursery sleep soothers category you can find a bunch of high quality white noise machines for a good price.

For example the Marpac Dohm has an actual spinning fan inside designed to generate white noise. But you can find digital noise simulators who can do: industrial sounds, water, fan noise, nature, and so on.

Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by dublinben on Monday July 20, 2015 @01:25PM (#9917548)
Is the Marpac Dohm actually targeted at nurseries? I've seen it quite frequently in medical waiting rooms. It helps provide privacy for those having sensitive conversations behind flimsy doors.
Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by Someone1234 on Monday July 20, 2015 @01:38PM (#9917653)
On Amazon at least they sell it under Baby Sleep Soothers and Sound Therapy Products.
Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by knodi123 on Tuesday July 21, 2015 @12:20AM (#9920546)
I bought one for our baby's room, but when I decided I wanted one for myself, I hit on a much cheaper solution; I just turn my clock radio to an empty station and crank the volume.
Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by noir_lord on Monday July 20, 2015 @11:34AM (#9916686)
Punch holes in the blades with a drill.

That and (perhaps) making the pattern asymmetric should restore the noise.

Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by zimpenfish on Monday July 20, 2015 @11:32AM (#9916675)
Apropos of nothing, Muji's USB desktop fan has contra-rotating blades and is amazingly quiet for the amount of air it can shift.
Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by logfromblammo on Monday July 20, 2015 @11:36AM (#9916699)
This is how engineers make money in an environment where most people do not understand how engineering works.

Dyson is just something of a rarity in that he's selling consumer devices to the public, rather than defense hardware to governments.

Everyone in on the "design" scam relies very heavily on the assumption that the more expensive goods work better than cheaper ones. As previously mentioned, there is no rational case to be made for buying one of these.

If my laptop computer lasted up to 37 years, I would likely still replace it after no more than 5, with another that cost half as much both in terms of initial investment and operating cost, while still offering greater capabilities.

I'd just take that $600 I might have spent on a lamp, buy Cree stock instead.

Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by kmfrk on Monday July 20, 2015 @10:58AM (#9916473)
My mom once got a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

I can only assume Dyson pivoted from making a jet engine.

Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by knodi123 on Tuesday July 21, 2015 @12:28AM (#9920563)
I bought a dyson. To test it, I vacuumed with my old unit, and then immediately vacuumed with my dyson. surprise, I managed to completely fill the canister.

they're noisy and expensive, but they work really well.

Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by stuaxo on Monday July 20, 2015 @11:40AM (#9916729)
It's the only one where vacuuming becomes kind of fun because it actually works
Re:Jake Dyson Lighting by higherpurpose on Monday July 20, 2015 @11:16AM (#9916586)
Sounds just like Beats. Maybe Apple should buy them out and make gold lights for $6,000.