I am Venezuelan and let me tell you, this country is the anus of the world and we don't even have toilet paper.
Please be compassionate.
Disclaimer: I'm from Amsterdam ;)
I have a portuguese grandpa (as in, actually from Portugal), my family even owned stuff in portugal, but somehow all the documents proving it disappeared. My sister and some cousins will try to figure it out, if that fails option B is travelling to portugal in person to ask for a copy of the documents there, if that fail, then getting a job in Portugal and hope they will give a citizenship...
But seriously, most of my family that are portuguese descent are retretting that their ancestors left Portugal and want to return to Europe, even with all the crisis there, it is still better than Brazil (or most other south-american countries).
I am from Brazil and want to go anywhere but here (or countries like here...)
I even did some interviews for companies in Amsterdan but they didn't went well :(