Do you mean analytics or do you mean Analytics®?

Edit: You mean Analytics ... so here's yet another site where $SomeBigCorp tracks what I do :/

I guess Bananalytics.

Yep, you're feeding information right into Google's greedy hands about when your bananas are ripe.

You joke, but seeing Amazon lately, that seems like the kind of things they would like to know.

I prefer to keep my bananas out in the open, it's better security when everyone knows about my bananas.