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Re:I Quit: What really goes on at Apple by swayvil on Thursday April 09, 2015 @09:19AM (#9347267)
In the place I worked we had this old ho who could take 3 in the ass, 3 in the vag and 2 in the mouth. Simultaneously. We called her a hero.

That stupid stretched-out bitch made us a pile of money. Of course we never called her a "stupid bitch" to her face, that would be tactless. We called her a "hero".

I think she died of kidney failure or something.

Re:I Quit: What really goes on at Apple by nathan_long on Thursday April 09, 2015 @09:57AM (#9347505)
Oh my gosh. I don't know if this was supposed to be a joke, but it is not funny at all.
Re:I Quit: What really goes on at Apple by swayvil on Thursday April 09, 2015 @06:59PM (#9351591)
some might call it tragic