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Re:Suspended jaccuzzi by josefresco on Tuesday January 20, 2015 @07:47AM (#8916633)
I assumed 'jaccuzzi' was some sort of new programming language or framework that I missed out on, and that "suspended" was referring to a specific implementation clearly superior to non-suspended jaccuzzi ;)
Re:Suspended jaccuzzi by rahvin on Tuesday January 20, 2015 @09:11AM (#8916959)
Well to be honest, even though it is not a programming language, I would argue that this jacuzzi implementation is clearly superior to a non-suspended jacuzzi.
Re:Suspended jaccuzzi by Agathos on Tuesday January 20, 2015 @09:23AM (#8917016)
Conventional Jacuzzi is much more amenable to static analysis. And just look at the startup time!

But I'll admit: these folks know how to scale.