http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Deepness_in_the_Sky#Interstel...
Especially since it is actually a prequel, I don't think the order is that important.
Two new developers start at a company/startup, and are brought in to do a six-month sprint to fix a stalled/broken product after the development team becomes unavailable because reasons. So, they're dropped into a codebase and are trying to pull everything together.
However, as they work through into deeper and deeper parts of the system, the commit messages and comments get more and more cryptic and unsettling, hinting at the reasons for the prior team's dissolution, the business forces that caused that to happen, and maybe something worse/better going on outside.
I'm really lazy though. :(
Every member of the programming team was attacked and killed by wolves in unrelated incidents on the same night.
And they said it couldn't happen...
They believe that the Unix epoch (since extended many times over) dates to the moon landing (approximately correct), since the exact historical explanation has been lost.
I do like your spin however :-)
git config --global alias.praise blame
This sounds like a great setup for a sci-fi novel. 500 years into the future, the infrastructure their distant ancestors coded has begun to fail. Now Biff Miffington, code-archaeologist, must sift through millions of forgotten messages using a mysterious tool remembered only as "git." Its interface is arcane and the remaining messages broken, tainted by the destructive influence of Mountain Dew and Cheetos. Will he unravel the mystery that's causing Candy Crush Saga MCCXXXI to kill its users?
Edit: On what OP actually said, I'd also like to say that Postgres is an awesome product.