"Some arthropods are delicious" then.
"Insect" is acceptable for those willing to be a little loose for the sake of this sort of discussion. "Bug" is better.
> You would never know the difference between say, a sausage patty, a veggie sausage patty, and an insect sausage patty.
The argument is not "insects can't be tasty", the argument is "insects may indeed be tasty but people can taste that it's not beef/chicken". Given that people can tell the difference between, say, grass fed and grain fed beef, the claim that an insect or vegetable-based alternative will be indistinguishable needs more evidence than "nuh uh!"
And I've eaten those if that's enough evidence, it's available in my country.
Seriously, that response of yours was uncalled for. This is not a pissing contest.
[1] http://www.thedailymeal.com/deep-fried-tarantula
[2] http://flavorsofbrazil.blogspot.com.br/2011/11/recipe-ica-fa...