Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact

Re:Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact by hacktheplanetx on Thursday December 11, 2014 @09:37AM (#8734896)

I wake up to my hacker alarm clock, quickly hack myself up and go to shower, I hack through it quickly and hack myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to hack my socks, pants and other hacker essentials before hacking my commute to work.

I'm already late, so I need to hack myself and sprint to the trainstation.

Hacking away at some wordpress themes and finally a master hack to change the colorscheme of my xterm.

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Re:Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact by staz on Thursday December 11, 2014 @10:11AM (#8735112)

I have done a translation for the non hackers:

    I wake up to my smurf alarm clock, quickly smurf myself 
    up and go to shower, I smurf through it quickly and smurf
    myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to smurf my 
    socks, pants and other smurf essentials before smurfing
    my commute to work.

    I'm already late, so I need to smurf myself and sprint
    to the trainstation.

    Smurfing away at some wordpress themes and finally a
    master smurf to change the colorscheme of my xterm.

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Re:Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact by tristanho on Thursday December 11, 2014 @12:16PM (#8735874)

I want you to know that I laughed at your comment (plus your name) probably harder than anything else this week.

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Re:Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact by marban on Thursday December 11, 2014 @10:16AM (#8735149)

And yet no time for Growth Hacking?

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Re:Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact by tachyonbeam on Thursday December 11, 2014 @11:09AM (#8735502)

And my personal motto is "Hack the Planet!"

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Re:Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact by ultramancool on Thursday December 11, 2014 @11:23AM (#8735584)

But The Planet is part of Softlayer now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planet_Internet_Services

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Re:Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact by Zelphyr on Thursday December 11, 2014 @11:14AM (#8735529)

Feh. I'm happy just hacking the Gibson.

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Re:Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact by timboslice on Thursday December 11, 2014 @10:09AM (#8735096)

I heard you like life hacks, so I hacked this post together for you

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Re:Week Hacking: How to plan your week for maximum impact by iN7h33nD on Thursday December 11, 2014 @09:44AM (#8734935)

Nice satire

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