No, they aren't. Presumably, this is intended to refer to Social Security, which is not at all like a basic income (even aside from age):
1) Eligibility to receive benefits at all isn't unconditional (again, even discounting age), its based on qualifying contributions -- your own or someone else's -- and other factors.
2) The level of benefits if you are eligible isn't constant, but varies based on the same factors that go into eligibility.
> or that anyone on unemployment is getting a temporary basic income
Unemployment insurance is also not like basic income, as the benefit level as controlled by qualifying income in the preceding period.
> or that if you ignore the beuracratic overhead and injustice of welfare then food stamps + section 9 + the free electric programs sum to a near basic income
You probably mean section 8 housing vouchers, but, again, nothing like a basic income; all of those are conditional program with both means and behavioral tests (and in many cases aren't fungible benefits, so they also have use restrictions).
The jump is not from anarchy to UBI. It is from conditional basic income to unconditional.
Also, I might be mixing up my district nines and section eights. I wonder why...
People already love getting those income tax returns - when you pay in more than you needed to, and you get the difference back. Basic income is the exact same thing - most people would be paying in significantly less than they get out, while those above a threshold (preferably the peak happiness threshold of income, that varies by location but in general on an individual basis is around 75k a year, src: http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2019628...).