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Re:“We will sell you this microwave under the following cond... by gus_massa on Sunday October 12, 2014 @01:36PM (#8445945)
This has the original title, but I propose these alternative titles, trying to follow the original title / don't editorialize guideline:

* You walk into a store to buy a microwave ...

* Three guys walk into a microwave store ...

Re:“We will sell you this microwave under the following cond... by dang on Sunday October 12, 2014 @02:02PM (#8446025)
In cases like this we usually look for a better title in a subtitle or (as here) the first part of the article.