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Re:Steve Jobs Introduces the iPhone 6 and Apple Watch by romanovcode on Friday September 12, 2014 @05:59AM (#8307302)
Heh, how about this gem:

>Half a billion original thoughts safely stored on iCloud.

Yea, very good idea to say something like this just couple of weeks after data has been leaked from iCloud.

Re:Steve Jobs Introduces the iPhone 6 and Apple Watch by sammcgrail on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @03:29AM (#8328917)
This is satire, or sarcasm. Much like when he makes a quip about Jobs' health. (He was rumoured to have eschewed proper medical treatment.)