You're not supposed to grip the magic mouse. Hold it with your thumb and ring finger on either side of the apple logo at the bottom, palm wresting on the mouse pad, and use your index and ring fingers for clicking and scrolling.
When you click, your fingers should be in the dead centre of the mouse.
Or just get a magic trackpad.
It's not because I don't know how to use the three sea shells.
Apple is one if the only vendors that actually doesn't actually consider biology when designing a product. Even the shittiest Lenovo or no brand Chinese clone laptops are made of better materials.
So I use my Lenovo instead and the MBP sits there like a lemon waiting until I can be arsed to clean it out and eBay it.
LOTS of people have this problem. My dermatologist said that he sees 3-5 people a week that have contact allergies on hands and ears that use apple products. I tried to email apple about it - never heard a thing back.
Edit: 2 days of using an MBP without vinyl around it: http://i.imgur.com/HgDquuE.jpg
Total piece of crap.
Have a 12 year old Microsoft optical USB one that replaced it.