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I was hoping you'd give some login information in the comments, too, so curious ones could take a look.

Ah, that's not actually our project -- that's an old(er) site of mine that I use for client work, etc. The front login never got completed.

The comment there was a bit tongue-in-cheek. It's for some old JS that once upon a time faded in / faded out a "coming soon". Bleah.

checkout logomyway.com

crowdlancing logo design. You can ask for a project and find a good designer that you can keep working with.

Why did you choose them instead of the most popular 99designs? I'm curious.

I had forgotten about 99designs; thanks. There's some pretty impressive stuff on there that's exactly what I'm looking for.

You're welcome.