For context: the Computer Language magazine in the 1980s had a tradition of April Fools editions. This is from one of them, before they got too serious, changed their name to Software Development magazine, and blazed the way for Dr Dobbs into oblivion.

Apologies to the HN community.

I'm the author of the story linked to here. I'm also the jerk who pulled it off the web when I thought my site was getting the DDoS treatment. Mea culpa.

That was brilliant. Now, how about "My Life as a Haskell Interpreter"?

That would be interesting. And the cliff from Outer Interpreter to Compiler (instead of Inner Interpreter) would be even steeper.

anyone have a copy? link is dead.

Scribd seems to have it cached. Link reproduced here for convenience: http://www.scribd.com/doc/212732047/Untitled?secret_password...

Wow, can someone explain this story? Its hard to follow if you are not a forth hacker.

The tokens coming in are the tokens from the user's ("Him") input. The outer interpreter is what translates those tokens into actions to perform. The inner interpreter performs those actions.

In a Forth, both the inner and the outer interpreter are extremely simple. The story describes them in detail.

Outer interpreter: look up token in dictionary/dictionaries. If found, instruct inner interpreter to execute it by giving it the address of the function that the token describes. If not found, try interpreting the word as a number in the current base. If that succeeds, push the number on the stack. If it fails, signal an error and clear some state.

Inner interpreter: start reading at the address supplied. Recursively interpret every word read as address of another function until encountering a 'end of function' marker.

Leo Brodie's variant of this story doesn't use the terms inner and outer interpreter because it was written before the names were invented, but it may be instructive, anyways: http://www.forth.com/starting-forth/sf1/sf1.html

So the inner interpreter is a VM of some sort?

Outer interpreter looks like exactly that, an interpreter (as opposed to a compiler)

Yes, it has been described as such. A main difference/interesting property of this VM is that end users write programs in Forth by extending the VM's instruction set (= the set of dictionary definitions). While in interpreted mode or at compile time (i.e. when the user types words in the terminal), the instruction lookup is slow, through one or more linked lists. At run time, definitions simply consist of lists of pointers to other functions.

It looks like an introduction to FORTH via Kafka..

There is a nice browser interpreter here: http://forthfreak.net/jsforth80x25.html

you can start with: 1 1 + . (+ adds, . prints and this is clearly reverse polish notation)

FORTH is in essence an accumulator CPU like the 68000, except it has an easier abstraction to define new instructions (aka "Words") to act like the + or . above.

Is that another term for a stack machine? I haven't heard of an accumulator cpu before ...

A CPU with an accumulator register (default locations that accepts the result for each instruction and is usually one of the operands in each new instruction.)

I guess that is a bit less capable than an actual stack machine like FORTH but sort of the starting point of this programming mentality (at least as I think of it.)

I think it has something to do with this:

http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/...

I'm too late. It's 403 now.

> You don't have permission to access /wp-content/extras/bph-publications/CompLang-1986-04-Hayes-Forth.pdf on this server.

The site shows.

The site owner thinks he is being DDOS'ed: http://bit-player.org/2014/net-pests/

I'm the site owner. It's open again, temporarily. Somebody's script has multiple machines (many are EC2 instances) downloading the same file many times per second. That's not something I want to encourage.

Interesting. I suppose an automated DDoS of everything on the hackernews front page isn't impossible.

Are there other explanations? Scribd definitely got it automatically at least once, maybe they do it too many times? How many HN users use EC2-based proxies?

very nicely done indeed.