_why is from the great state of Pennsylvania. While most people think of Philadelphia, it's a rather large state and there's an awful lot to it. But the phrasing, spelling, and use of certain anglicisms found in, say, Australia ("schooner" is a dead giveaway), makes me conclude this isn't _why.

I am actually from PA too, but Pittsburgh.

Yes, I agree that it's EXTREMELY unlikely that this is _why.