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Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by henryw on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:44PM (#7300350)
Some silly suggestions for the future versions:

throwing an exception: YOU KILLED MY FATHER BIG MISTAKE

catching an exception: COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

finally: REMEMBER SULLY WHEN I PROMISED TO KILL YOU LAST

null value: @YOUVE JUST BEEN ERASED or @HASTA LA VISTA BABY or @I LET HIM GO

positive infinity value: @YOURE FIRED

negative infinity value: @WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS THE ICE AGE

NaN value: @IM PREGNANT

Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by rtkwe on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @04:03PM (#7300475)
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY is already an operator in ArnoldC as the method terminator, best not to have it used twice.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by aaronbrethorst on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:15PM (#7299744)
Feature request: Add exception handling with the one-liner "IT IS NOT A TUMOR"
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by mVChr on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:26PM (#7300224)
And promises should be implemented using "I'LL BE BACK"
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by ZirconCode on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:30PM (#7300260)
"I'LL BE BACK is the keyword for RETURN "
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by mindslight on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:51PM (#7300403)
"I'LL BE BACK" should really be call/cc.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by yitchelle on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @04:24PM (#7300629)
"I'LL BE BACK" - for recursion
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by bhouston on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:19PM (#7299770)
BTW one of the more popular renders in the film industry is called "Arnold" and it is named after Schwarzenegger. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_(software)

Examples of usage here: https://www.solidangle.com/

Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by Impossible on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:07PM (#7299699)
I'm disappointed that "WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO" doesn't appear to be a key phrase.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by TallGuyShort on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:22PM (#7299790)
Should be the command for accepting a line of input from the user
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by malbs on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @07:08PM (#7301724)
I would have thought that was to define a new sub-class
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by dasil003 on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:43PM (#7299917)
From now on I will interpret all-caps text as Austrian action-hero monotone rather than shouting.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by snorkel on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:58PM (#7300034)
There's no exceptions because Arnold does not try/fail at anything.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by eob on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:58PM (#7300028)
Thanks to you I'll now not be able to help reading all CONSTANT_VARIABLES in Arnold's voice.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by vezzy-fnord on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:59PM (#7300038)
Thanks! Time to migrate our proprietary in-house database from LOLCODE to ArnoldC.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by soperj on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:14PM (#7299737)
My favorite was "I'M THE PARTY POOPER" from Kindergarten Cop.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by WiseWeasel on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:45PM (#7300362)
Maybe the break in a switch statement... could merge with Impossible's request:

  WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO (foo){
      SEE YOU AT THE PARTY 'bar':
          //kill bad guys
          I AM THE PARTY POOPER;
  }
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by jessedhillon on Wednesday February 26, 2014 @02:44AM (#7303563)
As ArnoldC doesn't use braces there needs to be a key phrase to end the switch. I recommend NO MORE COMPLAINING

And the default case could be nominated by GET IN AND START PADDLING

Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by Zikes on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:58PM (#7300029)
KILL ME I'M HERE - Break loop

YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER - User input

IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT - Throw exception

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES - Handle exception

Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by jbigelow76 on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @05:20PM (#7301069)

    >IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT
I think that would do better as a switch or case handler semantic.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by xcolour on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:49PM (#7300394)
For perfect accompaniment, listen to Austrian Death Machine [1].

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_Death_Machine

Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by LaSombra on Wednesday February 26, 2014 @10:20AM (#7305412)
Thank you for showing me a great, funny band!
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by gohwell on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:51PM (#7300408)
EPIC! The author included a list of video clips for each line he used. https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by LeoNatan25 on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:50PM (#7299972)
This is one of the funniest things I've seen this week!
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by LeoNatan25 on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:57PM (#7300020)
Well, I read some more. Safe to say, one of the funniest things in a very long time. As an Arnie fan, this is so much fun! Being on GitHub, can't wait to see what other funny ideas people bring into it. :D
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by saraid216 on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:54PM (#7300421)
The next step is obviously Samuel L. Jackson.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by LeoNatan25 on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @06:20PM (#7301459)
Or Mr. T
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by bhauer on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:58PM (#7300035)
C you at the party, Richter!
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by cesario on Thursday February 27, 2014 @01:46AM (#7310733)
Here's an ArnoldC->Ruby transpiler based entirely on regexps : https://github.com/franckverrot/arnoldc.rb

I urge the author of the language to create ArnoldCSpec, so that other implementations can be given the opportunity to challenge the main one. :-D

Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by WiseWeasel on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @08:55PM (#7302252)
This could be a solid foundation for TerminatorOS, the operating system for killer robots with speech synthesizers.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by temuze on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:55PM (#7300433)
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by ctrager on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:37PM (#7299893)
You all might enjoy "Terminally Blonde" at about the 6 minute mark: http://www.thirdcoastfestival.org/library/664-re-sound-27-th...
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by alariccole on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @04:25PM (#7300641)
What won me over was the fact that the else statement is "BULLSHIT".
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by outworlder on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:43PM (#7299925)
Now, the world just needs an ArnoldC#, for interop with LOLCODE.net
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by erbo on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @03:50PM (#7300396)
I HAVE DETAILED FILES - Something related to file I/O maybe?

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE - Equivalent of Perl die()?

Other suggestions for future expansion:

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

TRUST ME (An assert()?)

I NEED A VACATION

Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by phowat on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @05:06PM (#7300977)
Trying to resist the urge to write a 99 bottles of beer example with that.
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by NAFV_P on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @05:35PM (#7301169)
NOTHING CLEAN RIGHT
Re:ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarze... by coreymgilmore on Tuesday February 25, 2014 @02:56PM (#7300011)
This is hysterical. That being said, nice work!