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Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by dpifke on Monday July 20, 2009 @12:04AM (#713924)
Best quote ever:

"We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission," stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone’s CEO

Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by dave_au on Monday July 20, 2009 @12:06AM (#713927)
Then who's mission is it?
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by lallysingh on Sunday July 19, 2009 @11:53PM (#713910)
This is pretty much the best press release I've ever seen in my life.

On a much less apocalyptic note, there is some great lawnbot potential here. A robot that cuts your grass and eats it for fuel sounds pretty good to me.

Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by kirubakaran on Monday July 20, 2009 @12:01AM (#713922)
You mean like a goat, that also gives you milk and love?
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by Janzert on Monday July 20, 2009 @12:25AM (#713944)
Don't forget the distinctive odor that allows you to tell if you have arrived near that love, even in complete darkness. Of course if the new biomass engine does not lack this feature it probably ruins it for any covert use.
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by tomjen on Monday July 20, 2009 @03:58AM (#714124)
Chickens are better for that purposes, since their excrements are some of the best fertilizer around. They also smell better than the goat.
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by ErrantX on Monday July 20, 2009 @07:51AM (#714294)
they have an annoying tendancy to destroy/tear up the grass though.
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by vaksel on Monday July 20, 2009 @12:31AM (#713951)
Goat won't eat the grass uniformly. So you won't have a nice looking lawn. + unless you have a mansion with a huge lawn the goat will starve after a few months.
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by Devilboy on Monday July 20, 2009 @01:39AM (#714017)
Apparently you can rent goats for this purpose

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/mowing-with-goats.htm...

Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by mseebach on Monday July 20, 2009 @07:16AM (#714275)
You'll want to leave the grass-clippings in the lawn for fertilisation. Sure, you could add fertilizers, but then why not just give the lawn bot a place to plug-in (like a Roomba) instead? It's easier and I'm pretty sure it's cheaper, also.

Also, I'm not sure the world is ready for autonomous robots with blades. Imagine it foraging onto the neighbouring lawn, prompting the interest of a 4-year old... ugh.

Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by sachinag on Sunday July 19, 2009 @11:29PM (#713883)
Yeah, I'd like to see them get a cadaver and prove that their robots don't feast on the dead. I don't trust a corporation farther than I can throw it. And I can only throw a dead body about four feet.
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by tjic on Monday July 20, 2009 @09:38AM (#714379)
I note that iRobot, Boston Dynamics and other robotics firms have not yet denied that their robots feed on the dead.

What are they hiding?

Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by dkokelley on Monday July 20, 2009 @12:14AM (#713937)
How much energy can a robot extract from biomass? I remember hearing about a similar technology a few years back, but the process didn't recover the energy used to gather it.
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by RK on Monday July 20, 2009 @12:50AM (#713967)
How bout SlugBot, that runs on the garden slugs it catches? (from Wired 2001):

http://www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/news/2001/10/4715...

Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by aarongough on Monday July 20, 2009 @11:10AM (#714491)
Wow. I hadn't seen that before... That is actually quite scary!
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by mattmaroon on Monday July 20, 2009 @10:44AM (#714449)
Plants are a gateway biomass. One minute you're snacking on some grass clippings, then before you know it you're eating whole families alive.
Re:Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead by trafficlight on Monday July 20, 2009 @12:16AM (#713938)
Well, it worked in the Matrix.