Well, since you refuse to use english on a level that can be understood by a reasonably well-taught non-american i can only tell you that while i have heard all the words you use before and understand their individual meanings, i have no idea what those sentences are meant to communicate when put together.
I give up.
Also, quite honestly, your claim that monads have no why makes me strongly question your understanding of the subject matter. Also see Einstein: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/alberteins383803....
I thank you for your efforts, but can only ask you to reconsider your approach.
Monads have no relation whatsoever to boilerplate reduction besides the fact that if you (a) notice their existence and (b) operate in a language with powerful enough generics then you can factor that common pattern to reduce boilerplate using that generics support.
If you recognize monads exist and don't have generics support you can still use the concept to better analyze your code and seek out ways of layering in new effects if desirable. You just won't reduce the boilerplate. This is the case with most languages which implement monads as a library, javascript, ruby, clojure, erlang.