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Re:I Got Myself Arrested So I Could Look Inside the Justice ... by chadillac83 on Tuesday December 17, 2013 @06:42PM (#6924809)
African-american male Between 5'5" and 6'2" between 16 and 30 years old about 150 to 200 lbs.

Sprinkle some crack on him Johnson...

Re:I Got Myself Arrested So I Could Look Inside the Justice ... by arprocter on Wednesday December 18, 2013 @06:05AM (#6926940)
I'm glad someone else made this reference. The first half of the story reminded me of Chappelle's "I'm sorry officer - I didn't know I couldn't do that" bit