I really can't tell if this is satire, maybe my detector is broken, but most comments see to be taking it semi-seriously. I apologize if I'm being dumb/baited.

Anyway, if it isn't, you're the sort of stupid cunts I want to strangle by the end of a project. I have to spell out every fucking thing that needs to be done for you, or get your manager to schedule every stupid item involved in a task in ridiculous detail with you.

The whole value of someone who isn't an intern (or at a the same level), is figuring what needs to be done, not the actual code design and typing part. If you're waiting for someone to assign things to you, you're already useless to me.

Yeah, ok, I think it must be a joke because every item on the list makes me more aggravated. Oh well.